Another Monday Morning
Loose Ends
There are 2,249 loose ends in this story.
| Choice ID | Choice | Room ID |
|---|---|---|
| 313 | strip cub | 110 |
| 492 | you stay in the Truck | 169 |
| 628 | thinking you will be able to hide your ass until they give up searching. | 210 |
| 648 | Plead your case about your boss. | 217 |
| 655 | Say what the fuck are you looking at | 220 |
| 656 | Say are you looking for meeeee? | 220 |
| 659 | Thats it dont add to my shit | 222 |
| 660 | Say fuck me and add to my shit anyway. | 222 |
| 667 | Start laughing and say I knew you couldnt handle it bitch. | 225 |
| 668 | Leave without asking questions | 226 |
| 670 | Keep begging for head | 226 |
| 671 | Leave and try to put it out of your memory | 227 |
| 672 | Quit holding out and pay for some more | 227 |
| 673 | Lay there until you think of what to do next.(remembering your murder from earlier) | 228 |
| 674 | Get up and start walking | 228 |
| 675 | Accept and begin your promising pimping career. | 229 |
| 718 | Become homeless and panhandle for a living | 246 |
| 728 | Opt to dump the body in Lake Michigan instead | 249 |
| 730 | Search for a mobster who will help you dump the body. | 249 |
| 731 | Head for your father's house in St. Louis | 249 |
| 733 | Jimmy the lock on the door with a hairpin | 250 |
| 737 | Try to give him a false but believable explanation | 252 |
| 738 | Run like hell | 252 |
| 739 | Kill him. | 252 |
| 755 | Stay and hope for parole | 260 |
| 758 | Shoot this dumb-ass Utopia up | 262 |
| 759 | Find a boat and look for your own Pacific Island. | 262 |
| 762 | Tell him the truth | 264 |
| 763 | Tell him you work for a funeral home | 264 |
| 764 | Tell him it's your sleeping uncle, not a dead body | 264 |
| 765 | Tell him "Back off, it's none of your business." | 264 |
| 767 | Call him and tell him you're sick | 265 |
| 768 | Call him and tell him you quit | 265 |
| 769 | Don't call him and stay home all day | 265 |
| 875 | Become an agent of Satan | 303 |
| 877 | Bite Satan on the ear | 303 |
| 878 | Leave the mall | 304 |
| 879 | Stay for a while | 304 |
| 880 | Send the dead body through the portal | 305 |
| 884 | Travel to yesterday evening and play the winning lottery numbers | 306 |
| 886 | Travel back to 1968 and smoke some serious weed. | 306 |
| 888 | Travel to a different time | 307 |
| 889 | Kickbox the Robot King | 308 |
| 890 | Show your dukes and put up a fight | 308 |
| 891 | Urinate on him | 308 |
| 892 | Find a GUN | 308 |
| 893 | Buy some guns | 309 |
| 894 | Travel back to 1880 and stop yourself from killing Wyatt Earp | 309 |
| 895 | See what a lawless world looks like | 309 |
| 916 | Get high. | 315 |
| 917 | Become a hand model. | 315 |
| 918 | Go back to school. | 315 |
| 919 | Meditate on the secrets of the world. | 315 |
| 920 | Join the WWF. | 315 |
| 1005 | Go to the kitchen and grab a beer | 342 |
| 1010 | Bite your thumb off. | 344 |
| 1013 | Start walking | 346 |
| 1023 | Forget it and swim back to shore | 348 |
| 1032 | "Yeah I had the operation a little over a year ago." | 352 |
| 1033 | "Oh, that's just my dildo." | 352 |
| 1034 | "My personal life is none of your business. Now, why did you come by?" | 352 |
| 1039 | Alpha Centaurus | 354 |
| 1040 | Omega VII | 354 |
| 1042 | Vulcan | 354 |
| 1044 | Fight for President Conan O'Brien | 355 |
| 1045 | Fight against President Conan O'Brien | 355 |
| 1047 | Search for a bar | 355 |
| 1051 | A donut shop | 357 |
| 1053 | An NRA fundraiser | 357 |
| 1054 | A mafia owned business | 357 |
| 1055 | Help Snake get out of there. | 358 |
| 1056 | Abandon Snake and head for Mexico | 358 |
| 1057 | Hide in the abandoned Kohl's store | 359 |
| 1059 | Surrender | 359 |
| 1061 | Ask Snake to take you to the hospital | 360 |
| 1062 | Ask Snake to forget about you and save himself | 360 |
| 1171 | continue to shower | 406 |
| 1179 | become a professional arm wrestler | 408 |
| 1180 | become a bouncer at the local bar | 408 |
| 1181 | grab your boss | 408 |
| 1184 | the shower | 409 |
| 1185 | wonderland | 409 |
| 1189 | start masturbating again | 410 |
| 1190 | Go to the bedroom and finish up there | 411 |
| 1191 | Ask your boss to leave | 411 |
| 1192 | pretend your boss is a chocolate bunny | 411 |
| 1193 | shower up and go to the mall | 411 |
| 1199 | tell him what you did | 413 |
| 1203 | Run for it | 414 |
| 1204 | continue to be a mouse | 414 |
| 1205 | tell him you are not a mouse | 414 |
| 1207 | his bedroom | 415 |
| 1208 | work | 415 |
| 1235 | choice1 | 424 |
| 1236 | choice2 | 424 |
| 1237 | choice3 | 424 |
| 1238 | choice4 | 424 |
| 1239 | choice5 | 424 |
| 1285 | forget the lady, black mail the boss reminding him about what happened between you two three months ago and remind him that you know who his wife is. | 458 |
| 1286 | strip totally naked, get the max amount of money possible at a club and make $300-400/night | 459 |
| 1340 | Go towards the door and try to open it | 478 |
| 1341 | Walk in the opposite direction of the dome | 478 |
| 1342 | look for another way into the dome | 478 |
| 1354 | Cry | 482 |
| 2846 | Slip out the fire escape quietly. | 1330 |
| 2848 | Run like hell once again and make it obvious you're the shooter. | 1332 |
| 2853 | Act like you were going to open one of his letters. | 1335 |
| 2861 | Take the money and get out. | 1339 |
| 2862 | Keep dancing and see if you can go for $400 | 1339 |
| 2864 | Call the cops! | 1340 |
| 2871 | ,"Yes officer, we'll get this poor thing off the road in no time." | 1344 |
| 2872 | ,"No, maybe you should check my dad's license plate numbers." | 1344 |
| 2897 | Forget it and throw away your gun. | 1361 |
| 2910 | Go to the lobby. (1st story) | 1367 |
| 2912 | Chase after the guy who used to pick on you. | 1368 |
| 2913 | Break open the company safe. | 1368 |
| 2921 | Lie and yell that you have hostages! | 1373 |
| 2924 | Blast that hag in the back. | 1374 |
| 2925 | Run up, grab her, and take her hostage. | 1374 |
| 2932 | Go for the lobby. | 1377 |
| 2935 | Hop into his cop car and leave the car there, you can drive this car to the nearest town, ditch it, then buy a used car. | 1381 |
| 2936 | Ditch the car, walk 20 miles ahead on the road, and hitch hike to the next town. | 1381 |
| 3360 | Remove the foil-wrapped strips and put them in a baggie to sell. | 1604 |
| 3361 | Call the police. It's not yours! | 1604 |
| 3362 | Call your friends! | 1604 |
| 3363 | uhh, you don't know where it came from or how old it might be. Flush it! | 1604 |
| 4158 | Pull over and look at the map you bought | 1983 |
| 4161 | Call the nurse and insist on speaking with your lawyer | 1984 |
| 4164 | Try to escape by climbing out the window | 1985 |
| 4166 | Get back into bed and succumb to defeat | 1985 |
| 4167 | Ignore her and pretend your passed out. | 1986 |
| 4168 | Smile charmingly and compliment her wierd crystal earrings, hoping she'll help you | 1986 |
| 4169 | Glare at her, and threaten her life if she doesn't help you out | 1986 |
| 4276 | Realize that some books are meant to be left alone and continue cleaning it. | 2026 |
| 4277 | Call your psychic and make her come down and open the book. | 2026 |
| 4278 | Close the box and set it aside, intending to make a trip to the local pawn shop. | 2027 |
| 4280 | close the box and place it back where you found it. | 2027 |
| 4401 | Press The Button For The 3rd Floor. | 2070 |
| 4402 | Press The Button For The 4th Floor. | 2070 |
| 4403 | Press The Button For The 5th Floor. | 2070 |
| 4404 | Pull Your Gun Out And Shoot The Guard From The Elevator. | 2070 |
| 4412 | Just Do Nothing.. | 2075 |
| 4911 | Pull out a pistol and start shooting | 2336 |
| 4912 | Pull out a cigerate and start smoking | 2336 |
| 4913 | Put your head between your legs and kiss your bootie good bye | 2336 |
| 4914 | Say "It Wasn't me!" and start running for your life | 2336 |
| 4916 | Hold your breath and wait for something to happen | 2337 |
| 4917 | Stumble back to your apartment and create a deconfuse-o ray | 2337 |
| 4918 | Look for a hooker | 2337 |
| 4919 | Look for the JON | 2337 |
| 4924 | Pass out from all the stress and come to at a jail house next to a gay body builder virgn named tootoo | 2338 |
| 4926 | Smoke a Menthol Cigerate to accelarate your hi. | 2339 |
| 4927 | Help the stoner cop shoot at the others. | 2339 |
| 4929 | Scream out to the cops " I'm gonna be all up in your ass like a bicycle without a seat" | 2339 |
| 4973 | give them "the stare down" | 2361 |
| 4975 | let them take you in | 2361 |
| 5051 | search the closet for more clues | 2405 |
| 5053 | go shopping | 2405 |
| 5184 | Go down the ladder | 2473 |
| 5525 | dance an irish jig | 2643 |
| 5527 | say "oops, i did it again" and giggle | 2644 |
| 5541 | turn bin laden in to the cops | 2648 |
| 5542 | tell him to wait, then go to the gym and work out | 2648 |
| 5607 | take the ladder | 2672 |
| 5608 | take the helicopter | 2672 |
| 5609 | shoot the cop and run | 2672 |
| 5885 | Step out and quickly go to the janitors closet and inside. | 2794 |
| 5886 | Go to the trolley and then look inside some other doors for a way out and some clothes | 2794 |
| 5887 | Stay put and hope to subdue whoever comes in next. | 2794 |
| 5980 | Choose not to kick him | 2834 |
| 6183 | Get the munchees and go to Kwik Mart | 2944 |
| 6185 | Sell the gun for a Pipe. Can I say Boring and Uncreative. | 2944 |
| 6363 | Start shooting everyone | 3025 |
| 6366 | Hop on that spaceship and head off to another planet | 3026 |
| 6430 | you freezeand they capture you and put you in a ufo like object with them. | 3053 |
| 6664 | you get into an accident from the shock of it all. | 3137 |
| 6666 | you go for a latte. | 3138 |
| 6667 | you stop to take a shit at the Pizza Hut . | 3138 |
| 7426 | Ignore it, it's probably just some farmer selling produce | 3466 |
| 7427 | check it out , the name "Maude's Odds" has you curious | 3466 |
| 7507 | You ignore him | 3496 |
| 7649 | Scream for someone to call an ambulance. | 3563 |
| 7650 | Call an ambulance yourself-you have a cell phone, you idiot. | 3563 |
| 9910 | Go to a bakery where someone speaks English. | 4613 |
| 9911 | Speak more slowly to the man in English. | 4613 |
| 9912 | Pretend to speak in French and hope you say the right thing. | 4613 |
| 9913 | Go to a store that sells an English-French translation guide and come back later. | 4613 |
| 9915 | Run like hell | 4614 |
| 9916 | Apologize | 4614 |
| 9917 | Whip out your 9mm and start shooting | 4614 |
| 9918 | Walk over to the coffee shop across the street like nothing has happened | 4614 |
| 9919 | Get down on the floor in a fetal position and shout "MAKE THE VOICES STOP!!!" | 4614 |
| 9921 | Go to the movie theatre | 4617 |
| 9922 | Go to one of the wine shoppes | 4617 |
| 9923 | Visit a restaurant for some California cuisine | 4617 |
| 9924 | Go to the park and see what is happening there | 4617 |
| 9925 | Head for the bus station and get a one-way ticket to San Francisco | 4617 |
| 9939 | Hide somewhere | 4621 |
| 9944 | Relieve yourself in the car | 4627 |
| 9945 | Try to get out of the car and run for the nearest bathroom | 4627 |
| 9946 | Hold it as long as you can | 4627 |
| 9949 | Go back to sleep | 4629 |
| 9950 | Get out of the car and run for it | 4629 |
| 9956 | Get out of the cab | 4631 |
| 9959 | Kill the cabbie | 4631 |
| 10511 | Travel in time some more | 4933 |
| 10512 | Go to bed | 4933 |
| 11122 | See if you can get student loans or scholarships | 5224 |
| 11123 | Beg your rich uncle for the money | 5224 |
| 11136 | Call about the administrative assistant job at the law firm | 5228 |
| 11138 | Go to "Open Mic Night" | 5229 |
| 11139 | Strongarm your way into a radio station to sing on the air | 5229 |
| 12374 | Rob a bank | 5872 |
| 12376 | Hang up and call the Better Business Bureau | 5873 |
| 12379 | Slam the phone | 5874 |
| 18230 | Stick out your thumb like a hitchhiker | 8765 |
| 18231 | Stand in the middle of the road waving your arms back and forth | 8765 |
| 18232 | grab a flare gun and shoot it into the air | 8765 |
| 18233 | run and hide hoping they won't stop and kill you | 8765 |
| 18234 | grab some mints. Whoever is in the car may be cute and you haven't brushed your teeth today! | 8765 |
| 18562 | Offer to help | 8922 |
| 20869 | go back to your car | 9960 |
| 20870 | hitchike for fun | 9960 |
| 21091 | Jump in the waters. | 10031 |
| 21093 | Faint. | 10031 |
| 21689 | Arrowtown | 10197 |
| 21690 | Wheatons | 10197 |
| 21691 | No WAY! I'll find another ride and leave man and dog to own devices! | 10197 |
| 21745 | Pull the trigger | 10228 |
| 21746 | Try to squeeze yourself through the window | 10228 |
| 24549 | a hospital bed | 11292 |
| 24551 | your bed | 11292 |
| 25896 | You mutter something about a missing umbrella | 12073 |
| 25897 | You pretend you arent doing anything wrong and continue to crouch behind their umbrella | 12073 |
| 26145 | Carry on swimming horizontally | 12201 |
| 26147 | Sit and wait, biding your time till the perfect moment arrises to begin to plan to do something | 12202 |
| 26151 | Just lift a girl up | 12204 |
| 26153 | Look for a sailor to kiss | 12205 |
| 28006 | Follow her into the bedroom, verbally abuse her then forcibly make love | 13128 |
| 28007 | Follow her into the bedroom and forgive her, professing your love for her and promising you can both get through. | 13128 |
| 28008 | Do a runner. | 13129 |
| 28010 | Ring the police and accuse your best friend of rape and murder. | 13129 |
| 28011 | Confess and hope for the best. | 13129 |
| 28012 | Give her one for old time sake then leave her to rot. | 13129 |
| 28014 | Slap her breast, call her a filthy whore and leave. | 13130 |
| 28015 | Ask her to marry you. | 13130 |
| 28017 | Urinate on her and tell her your marking your territory. | 13130 |
| 28018 | Go see a counsellor alone. | 13131 |
| 28019 | Insist she see a counsellor with you. | 13131 |
| 28022 | Tell her how you feel and how she's hurting you. | 13131 |
| 28023 | Continue walking and leave. | 13132 |
| 28024 | Turn round and smack her. | 13132 |
| 28026 | Take offense and drag her to the bedroom to show her how much of a man you are. | 13132 |
| 28406 | Shake your head vehemently and yell at him to get away | 13372 |
| 28408 | Take him up on his offer and get into his car | 13373 |
| 28409 | Refuse politely and start walking | 13373 |
| 28411 | Start writing bad checks all the time and try to talk your way out of THOSE too! | 13375 |
| 28412 | Go back to work. | 13375 |
| 28413 | Get really tan and try to blend in with the locals | 13376 |
| 28414 | Hook up with a very wealthy drug dealer of the opposite sex | 13376 |
| 28415 | Become an underground gringo crime fighter | 13376 |
| 28416 | Run...run as fast as you can | 13378 |
| 28418 | Turn yourself in | 13378 |
| 28420 | Scream for pity for hours and hours | 13379 |
| 28421 | Use your head (hint hint) | 13379 |
| 28423 | Fall on your face in a very low bow to show your subservience | 13381 |
| 28603 | Open your bedroom door and investigate | 13479 |
| 28607 | Stay where you are and be quiet | 13480 |
| 29271 | Thank the boss and leave work. | 13781 |
| 29275 | Get some real food first and arrive fashionably late. | 13783 |
| 29276 | Let her alone with the cranberry juice. | 13784 |
| 29277 | Urge her to at least get a beer. | 13784 |
| 29279 | Take a shower. | 13785 |
| 29281 | Help her change before she goes to bed. | 13785 |
| 29513 | Sit and wait to see what happens | 13901 |
| 29515 | Have second thoughts and jump out of the helicopter | 13901 |
| 29642 | Ask to buy her a drink. | 13941 |
| 29646 | You decide not to call. She's still a cop. | 13943 |
| 29647 | You ask what time she gets off. | 13943 |
| 30386 | You ante in and go another round | 14325 |
| 30387 | You decide to leave while you are ahead | 14325 |
| 30388 | You drink another beer and fall asleep | 14325 |
| 30389 | You decide the guy on your right (the dealer) was cheating - "The Bastard!!!" | 14326 |
| 30390 | You are sick of these lousy cheating bums and leave, taking your beer with you | 14326 |
| 30391 | You decide that the big guy is kinda cute | 14326 |
| 30392 | You figure you can still fleece this guys and start dealing the next round | 14326 |
| 30393 | You decide the big guy on your right misdealt on purpose and start to push him to the ground | 14327 |
| 30394 | You decide they are all a bunch of lousy bum cheaters and leave with your beer | 14327 |
| 30395 | You think you can still fleece these bums and begin dealing another round | 14327 |
| 30402 | You give a sigh of relief that you didn't keep bidding and start dealing the cards | 14330 |
| 30403 | You yell at dealer for not giving you the right number of cards | 14330 |
| 30404 | You have another beer and start feeling drowsy. | 14330 |
| 30405 | You decide these bums are shady and leave | 14330 |
| 30406 | You think that big guy is kinda cute - and loaded | 14331 |
| 30407 | You think the big guy misdealt and complain | 14331 |
| 30408 | These guys are shady you head out | 14331 |
| 30409 | You think you can still fleece them and start dealing | 14331 |
| 30410 | You get pissed at the big guy for misdealing and try to slug him | 14332 |
| 30411 | You plot your revenge and begin dealing another round | 14332 |
| 30412 | You pull out your cell phone to call you mommy | 14332 |
| 30413 | You decide these bums are a bunch of lousy cheats and leave with your beer | 14332 |
| 30421 | You meet him and raise $1 | 14335 |
| 30422 | You meet him and raise$.25 | 14335 |
| 30423 | You meet him | 14335 |
| 30424 | You fold | 14335 |
| 30427 | Meet and raise $1 | 14337 |
| 30428 | Meet and raise $.25 | 14337 |
| 30429 | Meet | 14337 |
| 30430 | Fold | 14337 |
| 30431 | Meet and raise $1 | 14338 |
| 30432 | Meet and raise $.25 | 14338 |
| 30433 | Meet | 14338 |
| 30434 | Fold | 14338 |
| 30437 | You have another beer and begin dealing | 14341 |
| 30438 | You slip and ace up your sleeve and begin dealing | 14341 |
| 30439 | You decide you've had enough and leave a richer person | 14341 |
| 30440 | You notice the big guy is growling you tell him to lighten up | 14343 |
| 30441 | The big guy is growling you give him a quick kiss on the cheek and say "I bet you'll get me next round" then start dealing | 14343 |
| 30442 | You are content and now flush with cash - you leave the bums with your beer | 14343 |
| 30443 | You drink another beer and begin dealing | 14343 |
| 30446 | You offer them another beer and deal the next round | 14345 |
| 30447 | You offer them another beer and decide its time to go | 14345 |
| 30448 | You tell them they are right , you are the best, and decide to leave | 14345 |
| 30451 | You grab another beer and keep playing | 14347 |
| 30452 | You decide that you aren't in the mood for poker and leave | 14347 |
| 30453 | You decide you are feeling sleepy and ask the big guy to borrow his mattress | 14347 |
| 30454 | You take the beer and ask how to deal the cards? | 14349 |
| 30455 | You take the beer and decide the big guy is kinda cute | 14349 |
| 30456 | You decide you are in over your head, take the beer, and run | 14349 |
| 30457 | You run | 14349 |
| 30460 | Deal the cards | 14351 |
| 30461 | Decide its time to go | 14351 |
| 30474 | You meet and raise $2 | 14355 |
| 30475 | You meet and raise $1 | 14355 |
| 30476 | You meet and raise $.25 | 14355 |
| 30477 | You meet | 14355 |
| 30478 | You fold | 14355 |
| 30481 | Tell the jerk you were only dealt four cards! so he should give you three | 14358 |
| 30482 | Throw the cards on the ground and leave | 14358 |
| 30483 | Apologize and fold | 14358 |
| 30484 | You tell the Jerk that he only dealt you four cards - so give me three | 14359 |
| 30485 | You throw your cards down and leave | 14359 |
| 30486 | You apologize and fold | 14359 |
| 30487 | You tell the jerk thathe dealt you only four cards and still owes you three | 14360 |
| 30488 | You throw your cards down and leave | 14360 |
| 30489 | You apologize and fold | 14360 |
| 30495 | You decide to play another and see if you can fleece these bums | 14362 |
| 30496 | That felt good you have another beer and decide to head out | 14362 |
| 30497 | You meet and raise him $1 | 14363 |
| 30498 | You meet him and call | 14363 |
| 30499 | You fold | 14363 |
| 30500 | You pat the big guy on the back and start dealing | 14364 |
| 30501 | You down a beer and quitly ace up your sleeve before dealing | 14364 |
| 30502 | You decide its time for a walk in the park - damn bums are gonna fleece you | 14364 |
| 30503 | You thank the Lord that you didn't bet more and leave as fast as you can | 14365 |
| 30504 | You still feel you can fleece these guys and begin to deal | 14365 |
| 30505 | You pat the big guy on the back and slide an Ace up your sleave before you begin to deal | 14365 |
| 30506 | Naw you're just smart - start dealing the next round | 14366 |
| 30507 | That jerk - you pull back your fist to give him what he deserves | 14366 |
| 30508 | This guys are no fun - you head out to the park | 14366 |
| 30517 | You start walking back the way you came... | 14371 |
| 30518 | You start walking left along the wall... | 14371 |
| 30519 | You start walking right along the wall... | 14371 |
| 30520 | You sit down and cry... | 14371 |
| 30521 | You edge forward always keeping your right hand on the right side of the wall | 14373 |
| 30523 | You try an go back the way you came. | 14373 |
| 30528 | You spit on his shoes | 14376 |
| 30529 | You let the cops lead you out | 14376 |
| 30530 | You morpe into a jaguar, slip out of the cuffs and go for his jugular | 14376 |
| 30531 | You let him keep the gun and ask for the deal in writing | 14377 |
| 30532 | You pick up the Gun | 14377 |
| 30533 | You decide you want to quit your job then and there | 14377 |
| 30536 | You act embarassed and say - oh President Bush - I though this was President Clinton | 14380 |
| 30556 | You wish for a little house on the prairie | 14389 |
| 30557 | You wish your breasts were a size C cup | 14389 |
| 30558 | You wish you had one more inch on your we we | 14389 |
| 30559 | You wish the wizard would be your business partner | 14389 |
| 30585 | Your boss is the richest man on earth | 14411 |
| 30586 | Your boss is the head of the NAACP | 14411 |
| 30587 | Your boss is the Pope | 14411 |
| 30602 | Search through his wallet | 14420 |
| 30603 | Throw his body over the side of the building. | 14420 |
| 30608 | He is German | 14423 |
| 30609 | He is Japanese | 14423 |
| 30613 | Try to open the door of the buildings roof entrance | 14424 |
| 30617 | Put your suit on under your suit and head to the office | 14426 |
| 30618 | You out and buy a cat in case your boss comes back | 14426 |
| 30619 | Get back in the shower | 14426 |
| 30620 | You put on your super suite under a suit and head into work | 14427 |
| 30621 | You decide your boss might be on to you... | 14427 |
| 30622 | You get back in the shower | 14427 |
| 30623 | You yell after him to wait! | 14428 |
| 30625 | You get back in the shower | 14428 |
| 30634 | You go look for a monestary and hope they will take you | 14435 |
| 30637 | Drive to the beach | 14436 |
| 30639 | Decide you want to wash the car cause it stinks of blood | 14436 |
| 30643 | Leave the bar | 14439 |
| 30644 | Order water | 14439 |
| 30645 | Start washing dishes | 14439 |
| 30646 | You leave | 14440 |
| 30698 | Look him in the eyes and smile | 14466 |
| 30699 | Turn your back and ask for another drink | 14466 |
| 30700 | Open a book and start into chapter 10 | 14466 |
| 30715 | You pat the Zebra on the neck | 14481 |
| 30718 | 14483 | |
| 30723 | you are good | 14489 |
| 30724 | you are evil | 14489 |
| 31135 | Wake her up. | 14679 |
| 31136 | Go for a walk on the beach. | 14679 |
| 31285 | Check the Carnival | 14749 |
| 31286 | Go see a Psychic | 14749 |
| 31287 | Give up you have better things to worry about | 14749 |
| 31318 | Drive it off the coast of Nevada (not recommended since Nevada has no coasts.) | 14765 |
| 31319 | Choose the fifth choice. | 14765 |
| 31320 | Use the ten dollars you have left to buy a case of Mexican beet | 14766 |
| 31321 | Do they sell Coke in Mexico? Anyway, you buy one. | 14766 |
| 31323 | Go get your money! | 14767 |
| 31324 | Throw the body in the river (Forget the $1,000!) | 14767 |
| 31326 | Notice there was a typo on this page and the bounty is really $10,000. | 14767 |
| 31328 | After. | 14768 |
| 31441 | You try to hit on the nurse | 14825 |
| 31442 | You try to get up | 14825 |
| 31443 | You ask her what the hell is going on!! (darn it!) | 14825 |
| 31447 | No way! Snakes??? | 14827 |
| 31475 | Agree | 14846 |
| 31476 | Disagree | 14846 |
| 31477 | Stab them all and make off with the car | 14846 |
| 31658 | Stare out of your cell, alone and scared. | 14932 |
| 31659 | Resume your normal life...at a different job. | 14933 |
| 31661 | Strip naked in glee. | 14933 |
| 31663 | Stay in the main courtroom. | 14934 |
| 31670 | Ask Jim for the top bunk. | 14936 |
| 31671 | Ask Jim for the bottom bunk. | 14936 |
| 31672 | Sleep on the floor, huddled up in a corner. | 14936 |
| 31673 | Ask Jim if you and him can share the bottom bunk. | 14936 |
| 31683 | Try and fit through a small piece of grating near the floor. | 14939 |
| 31684 | Poke fun of him by mocking him and calling him a crybaby. | 14940 |
| 31685 | Hop down and console Jim. | 14940 |
| 31686 | Ignore Jim. | 14940 |
| 31688 | Stay inside and hop he doesn't bother you anymore. | 14941 |
| 31689 | Get up and walk out anyways. | 14941 |
| 31690 | Get up and push Jim off of the railing. | 14941 |
| 31696 | Scream for the guards. | 14943 |
| 31697 | Hide in the corner. | 14943 |
| 31698 | Try to take him on anyways. | 14943 |
| 31699 | Say your sorry and slip into the bottom bunk. | 14943 |
| 31818 | Check under the hood to check out the smoke smell | 14994 |
| 31819 | Ignore it and do something else | 14994 |
| 31821 | Call 911 | 14995 |
| 31878 | Fusing with every metallic source on the planet and squashing volcanoes. | 15025 |
| 31881 | You hop and skip with the little children in the park, until their parents get suspicious of your intentions. | 15026 |
| 31882 | You walk carefullly throughout the city, frightened and confused, like a little lost kitten...fused with LOBO! | 15026 |
| 31940 | You tell the truth and say "yes" | 15052 |
| 31941 | you begin to cry like a wussie. | 15052 |
| 31985 | Go back to sleep, who cares...its saturday, aint nobody gotta know | 15079 |
| 32468 | Beat your boss with a stapler. | 15319 |
| 32469 | Attack with a penicl! | 15319 |
| 32612 | Go home | 15399 |
| 32614 | Michael Jackson | 15400 |
| 32615 | A Scooby Doo Villian | 15400 |
| 32616 | One of the Fab Five | 15400 |
| 32617 | Your dad | 15400 |
| 32618 | Cry | 15401 |
| 32619 | Become Lord of the Flies | 15401 |
| 32757 | the snauz berries taste like snauz berries | 15477 |
| 32759 | call johnny cochren | 15478 |
| 32761 | a pair of pliers | 15479 |
| 32762 | skip the rest of the day | 15480 |
| 32765 | stupid | 15481 |
| 32766 | feel like biting your ear | 15481 |
| 32767 | hooters | 15482 |
| 32768 | wendy's | 15482 |
| 32771 | kick his shopping cart over | 15483 |
| 32772 | kick dirt in his eye to see if he's alive | 15484 |
| 32775 | why am i confused? | 15486 |
| 32779 | b: give me a belowme sandwhich | 15487 |
| 32781 | the one about you're boss at work today | 15488 |
| 32783 | wait till you get a clean glass to continue | 15489 |
| 32784 | slam you free beer and leave | 15489 |
| 32791 | disco | 15496 |
| 32792 | pajama | 15496 |
| 32793 | skinny eskimo | 15496 |
| 32796 | you go outside and pet the pretty unicorn | 15497 |
| 32799 | just take your ass kicken and go home | 15498 |
| 32931 | Call the cops | 15583 |
| 32932 | Lock the house and bring out your shotgun | 15583 |
| 33095 | Probe the streets for crime | 15673 |
| 33100 | You be nice to Bruce and try to get to know him | 15676 |
| 33101 | You insult Bruce and demand that he stays away from Lois | 15676 |
| 33393 | Get a beer | 15807 |
| 33394 | Take a leak | 15807 |
| 33395 | Go find some supper | 15807 |
| 33397 | Drive up and have the fuzz mobile valet parked | 15808 |
| 33399 | Drive through the club wall, get out of the car an scream, "This is a raid! A panty raid!" | 15808 |
| 33400 | Forget the club and go bust some prostitutes, hoping for some free action in exchange for letting them go | 15808 |
| 33401 | Go see if you can hit your ex-boss's secretary up for a date | 15810 |
| 33402 | Hold everyone inside hostage for a huge ransom | 15810 |
| 33403 | Declare today a holiday | 15810 |
| 33404 | Fire everybody, tear down the building, and build yourself a thousand room chateau | 15810 |
| 33543 | Scream for mercy | 15884 |
| 33596 | Get on board | 15910 |
| 33599 | Travel to the moon | 15911 |
| 33600 | Travel to Mars | 15911 |
| 33601 | Go pick a fight with some Klingons | 15911 |
| 34019 | Scream for help | 16129 |
| 34022 | Beg for mercy | 16129 |
| 34023 | Promise to be good | 16129 |
| 34154 | Run to the human waste receptacles | 16194 |
| 34157 | Head left, back home after a long day | 16195 |
| 34352 | You open the bag and throw the coins everywhere. | 16348 |
| 34353 | You balance it on top of your head. | 16348 |
| 34355 | You step aside and sit on the bag of coins. | 16348 |
| 34357 | Scream at the top of your lungs. | 16349 |
| 34359 | Get out of the room. | 16349 |
| 34361 | Sleep. | 16349 |
| 34452 | Try to find a cure for nuclear-spewing maniacs. | 16374 |
| 34453 | go mad and destroy your house. | 16374 |
| 34454 | Stay in house and go to bed | 16375 |
| 34455 | Go out side and see what happend | 16375 |
| 34456 | hide in case you get hurt | 16375 |
| 34594 | a butiful bitch | 16446 |
| 34634 | "stop fucking hitting me you bitch" | 16471 |
| 34635 | "FUCK OFF" | 16471 |
| 34636 | "im leaving happy afairs" | 16471 |
| 34816 | Shout "What the hell do ya mean by that, ya big nut?!" | 16547 |
| 34819 | Help him out. It was a stupid mistake. This is serious, he might get hurt. | 16548 |
| 34823 | Run away while you still have a chance. | 16549 |
| 35447 | Confess | 16847 |
| 35448 | Accuse your best friend of rape and attempted murder | 16847 |
| 35449 | Rob a bank | 16848 |
| 35451 | Grab your girlfriend and run back to the house. | 16848 |
| 35509 | 75 mph | 16878 |
| 35510 | 85 mph | 16878 |
| 35515 | Hell no... keep driving! | 16879 |
| 35528 | Let him yank you... | 16888 |
| 35769 | Put them in a dumpster. | 16983 |
| 35770 | Give 'em to some bums. | 16983 |
| 35771 | Leave them where they lay. | 16983 |
| 36369 | You jump in the car | 17265 |
| 36420 | A Whopper with Cheese Combo King Size with a Coke | 17291 |
| 36511 | Run, he hasn't seen your face in detail yet! | 17334 |
| 36512 | Don't move. Be honest. Explain the situation to him. | 17334 |
| 36514 | Now make a run for it! He'll know it was you and if he sees your face, he'll know who you are and you'll be fired! | 17335 |
| 36516 | Okay, get back in your car. | 17336 |
| 36519 | Commit Suecide | 17337 |
| 36520 | Work days | 17338 |
| 36521 | Work nights | 17338 |
| 36524 | Bad | 17339 |
| 36527 | Sleep in. | 17342 |
| 36528 | Take a shower. | 17342 |
| 36529 | Call in sick. | 17342 |
| 36802 | Sieze the opportunity to flee. | 17459 |
| 36803 | Stay where you are and wait for your captor's next move. | 17459 |
| 36855 | Stay hidden | 17480 |
| 36896 | Give lunch a miss for now and check out the hardware store. | 17499 |
| 36897 | Take a closer look at the dog-walker. | 17499 |
| 36898 | Continue driving to see what else the town has to offer. | 17499 |
| 37096 | You sell your car for $4,000 to a sleazy car dealer. | 17593 |
| 37097 | You drive back home. | 17593 |
| 37293 | Continue scanning the crowd. | 17684 |
| 37295 | Approach her. | 17684 |
| 37314 | This is a robbery! | 17696 |
| 37316 | Drive away | 17697 |
| 37648 | play minigolf | 17869 |
| 37650 | go home | 17869 |
| 37670 | Creep back upstaris and attempt to deal with the intruder yourself | 17878 |
| 37671 | Leave the scene | 17878 |
| 37672 | Move to a new house | 17878 |
| 37836 | Act surprised and ask him what he's doing here. | 17968 |
| 37839 | Start to blow the U.S. Army away. Perhaps by the time they get to you there won't be so many. | 17969 |
| 37840 | Go North, intercept the weak Canadian military, conquer, and flee. | 17969 |
| 37985 | And rip her to shreds. | 18033 |
| 37986 | Bound out of the house. | 18033 |
| 38072 | Tell them to be quiet and join you. | 18078 |
| 38073 | Ignore them and finish beating off. | 18078 |
| 38074 | Blast the cops with your shotgun, hard dick stickin out of your pants. | 18078 |
| 38075 | Blow your wad in the cops eyes and make a run for it. | 18078 |
| 38076 | Legalize pot. | 18079 |
| 38077 | Make it illegal for any woman to sleep with anyone but you. | 18079 |
| 38078 | Deport all men, except you. | 18079 |
| 38083 | A nurse who looks like she should have retired 10 years ago walks in | 18083 |
| 38084 | You change your mind | 18083 |
| 38496 | Bend over and say dirty things to him | 18275 |
| 38577 | Carribeans. (spellcheck) Sounds peaceful | 18313 |
| 38580 | Back to work and to the mundane. | 18313 |
| 38583 | "How about an appology and we can fix him up together" | 18314 |
| 38585 | "Give me a hug I havent seen a human in months" | 18314 |
| 38587 | Give it to charity. Its the politically correct thing to do. | 18315 |
| 38588 | Give it to my animal kingdom and build an empire of animals. | 18315 |
| 38589 | Move to another location with your animals. | 18315 |
| 38590 | Buy an airplane and fly where the wind blows ya. | 18315 |
| 38644 | Guns N' Roses - Appetite for Destruction | 18334 |
| 38720 | Run back toward the alleway | 18373 |
| 38722 | "I dont have no change you smelly piece of sh*t" | 18374 |
| 38832 | buy a new car for 1/4 of the price and use the rest to keep yourself in Frootloops, skittles, and pepsi | 18432 |
| 38833 | don't buy a new car because cars cause air pollution. Blow the whole thing on an expensive pair of sneakers. | 18432 |
| 38835 | Buy some land, build a house and a stable and raise purebred horses. | 18433 |
| 38836 | bet it all on a longshot at the track called "Gone Plaid" | 18433 |
| 38837 | Live out your dream to have the worlds largest collection of those little rubber thingys that keep the furnature from scratching the wood floor. | 18433 |
| 38839 | toilet paper your bosses house using every roll that money can buy | 18433 |
| 39069 | Apologize profusely hoping she doesnt flatten you. | 18544 |
| 39070 | Give her the stink eye and keep running. | 18544 |
| 39071 | Start crying because you have a boo boo on your knee | 18544 |
| 39072 | Slug her | 18544 |
| 39113 | Tell her you'll beat her boyfriend senseless. | 18566 |
| 39164 | You don't have time to decide, a large net has just been thrown over you. | 18591 |
| 39369 | Big Dosage | 18695 |
| 39370 | Little Dosage | 18695 |
| 39371 | Gimme all you've got! | 18695 |
| 39372 | I've changed my mind | 18695 |
| 39462 | kick the guy next to you for know reason what so ever. | 18743 |
| 39570 | Scream back | 18800 |
| 39571 | Try to calm her down and talk | 18800 |
| 39573 | The local bar to cry in your whisky | 18801 |
| 39576 | Savannah-bleach blonde, blue eyes, HUGE chest | 18802 |
| 39577 | Dakota-Dark-haired, blue eyes, small chest,cute dimples | 18802 |
| 39578 | Chelsea-Blonde, blue eyes,curly locks, long legs | 18802 |
| 39579 | Siobohn-Brown hair and eyes, large chest, tall,very full lips | 18802 |
| 39580 | Have a drink...this is getting to be too much and you need to relax! | 18803 |
| 39834 | Take a dump on his chest. | 18923 |
| 39835 | Take the TNT and run. | 18923 |
| 39836 | Run outside to your car. | 18923 |
| 39837 | Fire the gun at every officer randomly | 18924 |
| 39838 | Work your way methodically to the armory | 18924 |
| 39840 | Give up | 18924 |
| 39842 | Remove the poster on the cell wall | 18925 |
| 39843 | Pee on the floor in hopes of another officer opening the door | 18925 |
| 39844 | Pull the "gay cop" trick again | 18925 |
| 39847 | Explain the situation to him and kill the bums | 18926 |
| 39854 | Put him in a sleeper hold until he drops his gun | 18928 |
| 39856 | Yell "boo" | 18928 |
| 39857 | Run behind him towards the open door | 18928 |
| 39909 | Become poisonous mist. | 18947 |
| 39911 | Invade Washington D.C. | 18948 |
| 39912 | Get mad drunk. | 18948 |
| 39915 | Change direction. | 18949 |
| 39919 | Go nuts. | 18950 |
| 39924 | Run for your life. | 18952 |
| 40082 | "Go home." | 19024 |
| 40083 | Go with him. | 19025 |
| 40084 | Destroy the film and take over the world. | 19025 |
| 40085 | Deny his request and stay on Earth to help it fight another day against the forces of evil. | 19025 |
| 40086 | Kill everyone. | 19025 |
| 40098 | Let him kill you. | 19034 |
| 40099 | Fight back. | 19034 |
| 40100 | Go with him. | 19034 |
| 40101 | Go with him but fight back as soon as you get a weapon. | 19034 |
| 40102 | Run for it. | 19035 |
| 40103 | Grab the cash and gun, then run. | 19035 |
| 40104 | Grab the cash and gun, then fight back. | 19035 |
| 40105 | Give her the keys. | 19036 |
| 40108 | Slay Costner. | 19037 |
| 40109 | Rape Costner. | 19037 |
| 40110 | Join with Costner. | 19037 |
| 40111 | Go see if that spaceship is still around. | 19037 |
| 40290 | get out of atlantis | 19123 |
| 40291 | stay there anyway | 19123 |
| 41131 | Rob a Handi-Mart..... | 19524 |
| 41137 | Leave. | 19529 |
| 41138 | Go through the cops and get the weapons | 19529 |
| 41182 | Shoot everyone. | 19552 |
| 41183 | Get a slurpee. | 19552 |
| 41185 | Buy a candy bar. | 19552 |
| 41188 | Speed past him. | 19553 |
| 41189 | Yell "Son of a bitch!" and flip him off as you drive by. | 19553 |
| 41190 | Get out of your car. | 19553 |
| 41191 | Pop his tires. | 19553 |
| 41200 | Punch him. | 19558 |
| 41284 | Yell at him. | 19591 |
| 41295 | I... dont know... | 19599 |
| 41296 | Call for a guard. | 19599 |
| 41297 | Go to the bathroom. | 19601 |
| 41298 | Go behind the counter. | 19601 |
| 41300 | order beers. | 19601 |
| 41301 | find another girl | 19601 |
| 41303 | call the people that took your money. | 19602 |
| 41304 | ride around town to cool down. | 19602 |
| 41305 | play basketball with the bums NOW? | 19602 |
| 41306 | "Gu Tai HA TOW ONG!" | 19602 |
| 41307 | Fart in the phone. | 19603 |
| 41308 | Ask them for their home phone numbers. | 19603 |
| 41309 | Ask them to keep repeating the question. | 19603 |
| 41310 | Get angry and yell at them. | 19603 |
| 41311 | Give them your credit card number. | 19603 |
| 41322 | leave the room, and find some guards | 19609 |
| 41326 | punch him in the back | 19612 |
| 41327 | run like there is no tomorrow | 19612 |
| 41466 | approach a homeless man, and ask where you can get free shelter. | 19693 |
| 41519 | The food area | 19716 |
| 41520 | Super Man | 19717 |
| 41521 | The Incredible Hulk | 19717 |
| 41522 | Batman | 19717 |
| 41523 | Spider man | 19717 |
| 41524 | MAD | 19717 |
| 41525 | Fart Machine | 19718 |
| 41526 | The 'hardener' | 19718 |
| 41527 | The weird light | 19718 |
| 41529 | leave | 19718 |
| 41530 | Go investigate | 19719 |
| 41531 | Have a good laugh and continue on. | 19719 |
| 41532 | Tell the girl at Spencer's what happened. | 19719 |
| 41533 | Whip out your gun and investigate. | 19719 |
| 41534 | Look for Chucky by the gumball machines. | 19719 |
| 41539 | Continue tickling feet. | 19721 |
| 41541 | Back off, knowing it is better to stay out of other peoples' affairs. | 19722 |
| 41583 | Pull a shank out and kill yourself | 19747 |
| 41584 | Shove it down his throat. | 19748 |
| 41585 | Throw it out the cell door. | 19748 |
| 41591 | Follow him back to your cell where your Eunich husband is waiting | 19753 |
| 41592 | Kill him with your bare hands | 19753 |
| 41594 | Use your mind powers to toss him into the nearest tree. | 19754 |
| 41595 | Duck! (you forgot about your mind powers) | 19754 |
| 41596 | Heal your animal and get going | 19755 |
| 41597 | Follow him to his village | 19755 |
| 41659 | Scream and pass out again | 19793 |
| 41660 | Eat the bunny for dinner | 19793 |
| 41661 | Make the bunny feel your pain | 19793 |
| 41662 | Roll on the floor crying | 19794 |
| 41663 | Go see the doctor | 19794 |
| 41665 | Heaven! | 19795 |
| 41666 | Hell! | 19795 |
| 41708 | "Its good..." | 19810 |
| 41709 | Call 911 | 19811 |
| 41710 | Run her to the hospital | 19811 |
| 41711 | Have a good laugh | 19811 |
| 41712 | beat her in the head | 19811 |
| 42383 | he says go to hell you do it your self | 20198 |
| 42955 | Throw it off as well. | 20466 |
| 42956 | Make out with it. | 20466 |
| 42957 | Take its wallet and leave. | 20466 |
| 43078 | Kick Fethrow in the groin and run | 20524 |
| 43080 | Do your best Bruce Lee imitation and fight | 20524 |
| 43082 | run toward the bus station and try to lose them inside | 20525 |
| 43083 | pretend that Fethrow has killed you and hope they don't notice | 20525 |
| 43084 | Pray | 20525 |
| 44232 | run around nude | 21055 |
| 44279 | Just go back to bed | 21076 |
| 45145 | you climb over the bar and punch the bartender in the face | 21506 |
| 45146 | you shrug and walk out of the bar | 21506 |
| 45163 | Tell the owner of the voice to come to YOU! | 21513 |
| 46103 | Say Ok and calmly leave | 22094 |
| 46104 | Sit down and have a good cry | 22094 |
| 46105 | Go home and listen to Barry Manilow records | 22094 |
| 46119 | Walk away looking all sad | 22107 |
| 46349 | Follow instructions | 22265 |
| 47918 | Or just simply drive off naked (without the cursing and whatnots) | 23189 |
| 47959 | Grab some cash from the register and jump over the fallen bodies and out the door | 23206 |
| 48108 | Turn on the tv to the news channel. | 23275 |
| 48114 | "NO!!! DON'T EAT ME!!!!" | 23277 |
| 48115 | "No, but let's go have a beer." | 23277 |
| 48116 | "The chest of cabbage is too shy to make toast for the chest of cabbage." | 23278 |
| 48117 | Ignore him and walk into the restaurant. | 23278 |
| 48118 | "I'm sorry, I don't understand." | 23278 |
| 48119 | Take the box and get back into your car. | 23278 |
| 48121 | Show him where the washroom is. | 23279 |
| 48148 | Blue | 23289 |
| 48149 | Green | 23289 |
| 48318 | Gather a few of your buddies and road trip! | 23397 |
| 49397 | You easy evade the missiles and fire back at every one | 24087 |
| 49462 | Run!!! | 24118 |
| 49463 | Run!! (but grab the Zeppelin CD) | 24118 |
| 49467 | Lose hope and just lay under the fridge and wait to die | 24120 |
| 49469 | jerk off | 24120 |
| 49581 | North to the more difficult ground | 24185 |
| 49582 | West for a faster getaway | 24185 |
| 49583 | East to the unknown | 24185 |
| 49735 | fly | 24265 |
| 49742 | jumangi!!! | 24268 |
| 49743 | fight at He-man's side to ride the world of drugs | 24268 |
| 49744 | bang the rino | 24268 |
| 49745 | fight the ring | 24268 |
| 49747 | silence is always best, maby she'll fall asleep on her own... | 24269 |
| 49750 | no | 24270 |
| 49752 | take someone else's car | 24271 |
| 49753 | hitch hike | 24271 |
| 49754 | walk | 24271 |
| 49756 | the end... right after these comercial breaks | 24272 |
| 49757 | click me! | 24274 |
| 49758 | NO!!! CLICK ME! | 24274 |
| 49759 | im the best click | 24274 |
| 49760 | he's right | 24274 |
| 49761 | I AM MORDOCK, THE WIZARD KING!!!! | 24274 |
| 49796 | Snatch the handbag. | 24293 |
| 49797 | Decide on a goal for the day. | 24294 |
| 49800 | You don't want a cigarette. | 24295 |
| 49900 | run out the building | 24346 |
| 49901 | break down into the fedal position- you know your captain is going to kill you | 24346 |
| 50071 | Run like hell. | 24457 |
| 50120 | other | 24485 |
| 50121 | let me check.... hmmmm.... not sure | 24485 |
| 50122 | playground | 24486 |
| 50123 | locker room | 24486 |
| 50124 | $$money$$ | 24486 |
| 50126 | playground | 24487 |
| 50127 | $$money$$ | 24487 |
| 50818 | Watch T.V | 24838 |
| 50820 | Play basketball with the bums | 24838 |
| 50821 | take another shower | 24838 |
| 50822 | You think of something! | 24838 |
| 51318 | Head on down to that crazy free money thing. | 25063 |
| 51319 | Forget about the constraint of worldly possesions and go on a bike ride. | 25063 |
| 51587 | Go to the beach | 25240 |
| 51588 | Get back in your ship | 25240 |
| 51590 | I'm selling these fine leather jackets! | 25240 |
| 51592 | "No!" | 25242 |
| 51597 | Take the gun and fight! | 25246 |
| 51601 | Blast them with fire. | 25247 |
| 51603 | Blast them away. | 25247 |
| 51605 | Give in. | 25247 |
| 51610 | Continue as planned. | 25249 |
| 52193 | Go back to work and meet your boss outside to kill him | 25562 |
| 52194 | Go live with your parents | 25562 |
| 52195 | take youre $400 and go to California | 25562 |
| 52196 | Watch her | 25563 |
| 52198 | Introduce yourself | 25563 |
| 52200 | Go in the house | 25563 |
| 52332 | die anyway | 25640 |
| 52333 | fly off into space to fight the hulk | 25640 |
| 52334 | continue eating the corn | 25640 |
| 52335 | mingle with catwomen | 25640 |
| 52456 | Beach yourself | 25726 |
| 52458 | Venture out to find food | 25727 |
| 52459 | Search for more of your kin | 25727 |
| 54091 | Drive Really Fast | 26506 |
| 54092 | Turn around and hit him full speed | 26506 |
| 54093 | Stop in the middle of the road | 26506 |
| 54498 | Roll out of the way! | 26717 |
| 55192 | You decide to tell the truth | 27053 |
| 55194 | You decide to take your right to remain silent | 27053 |
| 55195 | You decide to make an escape | 27053 |
| 55606 | Throw various items of trash at him. | 27343 |
| 56237 | shoot everyone | 27670 |
| 56246 | Join in the whaling | 27673 |
| 56247 | Buy a lot of junk with your powerful American dollar. | 27673 |
| 56250 | Bone his wife | 27674 |
| 56251 | Take on the WWF alone | 27675 |
| 56253 | Bone Gretzky's wife. | 27675 |
| 56254 | Bone Gretzky's daughters. | 27675 |
| 56614 | Force Push | 27876 |
| 56617 | Jedi Mind Trick | 27876 |
| 56620 | Grab his gun and do this the old fashioned way. | 27877 |
| 57020 | Listen here....HORSE.....I have an offer for you... | 28007 |
| 57021 | How many fingers am I holding up? | 28007 |
| 57297 | You walk over and turn the flirtation on | 28162 |
| 57298 | You look embarassed to be draggin your foot like a cripple and leave | 28162 |
| 57300 | Go to a bar and get hammered with your buddies | 28163 |
| 57301 | Go reminece about childhood memories with your mother | 28163 |
| 57302 | Shoot the gas station ownerand get ur money back, plus a little extra.... | 28164 |
| 57303 | Sue the stealing bastards | 28164 |
| 57304 | Piss on the gas station wall | 28164 |
| 57305 | Start a revolution against the government | 28164 |
| 57502 | Take pity on Gina and immediately try to comfort her | 28264 |
| 57503 | Continue yelling because her tears are making you uncomfortable | 28264 |
| 57504 | Just walk away and try to find someone else to talk to | 28264 |
| 57506 | Gina looks really annoyed, maybe I should let her alone | 28265 |
| 57538 | Gina's boyfriend | 28281 |
| 57539 | A security guard you haven't met before | 28281 |
| 57542 | "I just wanted to mess around with her." | 28282 |
| 57544 | "I was only talking to her, is that a crime?" | 28282 |
| 57545 | Run away. | 28283 |
| 57546 | Stay right where you are and hope the dog forgets about you. | 28283 |
| 57547 | Wrestle with the dog-you are pretty strong. | 28283 |
| 57804 | Continue eating with Franklin...maybe you'll get more food or a drink. | 28364 |
| 57805 | Go to another table and talk with more intelligent people. | 28364 |
| 57806 | Throw the half-eaten hamburger in the trash just to piss of Franklin. | 28364 |
| 57812 | Go back and clean out the vending machine before all of the food is burnt. | 28367 |
| 57813 | Run for your life, the building is burning. | 28367 |
| 57814 | Go help fight the fire. | 28367 |
| 57819 | Tell your boss your feeling better and are ready to work. | 28372 |
| 57820 | Quit. | 28372 |
| 57821 | Have killing spree. | 28372 |
| 58597 | Take him to police officers, getting a lot of money. | 28743 |
| 58598 | Shoot the other guy who was bugging you in the head. | 28743 |
| 58599 | Run around screaming, "I didn't do it!!! AHHHH!!!" | 28743 |
| 58943 | Pull over and have a look at the engine | 28911 |
| 58944 | Keep going regardless | 28911 |
| 58945 | Slow down to a more sensible speed | 28911 |
| 59188 | Look up gently an say listen, it wasnt me? | 29020 |
| 59189 | Keep your eyes closed an see what happens from there? | 29020 |
| 59190 | Wake up an scream an shout once more | 29020 |
| 59344 | Turn back and get dressed, giving the man a chance to get away. | 29128 |
| 59346 | Stand there undecidedly. | 29128 |
| 59347 | Run into a nearby post office for help. | 29128 |
| 59348 | Get back in the car and keep going. You can't help her now. | 29128 |
| 59350 | Apologize and see if you can make up for it. | 29129 |
| 59351 | Turn around and run back to the car. | 29129 |
| 59352 | Abandon the car and run off. | 29129 |
| 59353 | Get up. And slowly back away. | 29129 |
| 59354 | Break the window, unlock the door and grab some pants. | 29130 |
| 59356 | Try and pick the lock. | 29130 |
| 59357 | Call back to her that you're trying to get into the car, but you're listening. | 29130 |
| 59358 | Turn and apologize again before she speaks. | 29130 |
| 59360 | Decline and set back to work. | 29131 |
| 59361 | Ignore her. | 29131 |
| 59362 | Screw the puppy, and pants. You grab her arm and walk off towards your apartment. | 29131 |
| 59363 | Run away as far as you can. This girls insane. | 29131 |
| 59364 | Smile, and decline, but give her your number incase she wants to see you again. | 29132 |
| 59365 | Accept readily but go home to change and put the puppy up first. | 29132 |
| 59366 | Accept and head off with her. The puppy and car forgotten. | 29132 |
| 59367 | Decline and go home. | 29132 |
| 59368 | Decline and head to the bar. | 29132 |
| 59370 | ye5yreyh | 29133 |
| 59371 | fhdfh | 29133 |
| 59372 | rtyer | 29133 |
| 59373 | hdfh | 29133 |
| 59374 | Required4 G | 29134 |
| 59375 | Y | 29134 |
| 59626 | Buy a real sex slave, of course! | 29266 |
| 59627 | Buy a new house. | 29266 |
| 59629 | Buy a new wife. | 29266 |
| 59631 | "I found it in Mercia!" | 29267 |
| 59633 | Have your wife (who suddenly appeared next to you) flash him. | 29268 |
| 59634 | Flash him yourself. | 29268 |
| 59639 | Grab that penis I mean penny and use it. | 29270 |
| 59640 | Show your girlfriend your new penis I mean penny. | 29270 |
| 59641 | "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have lied. May we still screw?" | 29271 |
| 59642 | "I'm sorry. I'll leave." | 29271 |
| 59643 | "I didn't lie! I don't have a wife!" | 29271 |
| 59645 | Go for it! | 29272 |
| 59646 | Say you have been cheating with your girlfriend. | 29272 |
| 59651 | Run out of house naked. | 29275 |
| 59652 | Tell the monster, "the people across the street have more blood than I do. | 29275 |
| 59780 | Eat the man | 29343 |
| 59781 | Go with the man | 29343 |
| 59782 | Run away and try to live a normal life in Hollywood | 29343 |
| 59783 | Search the waters for Nessie | 29343 |
| 59784 | Become an exotic-sea-monster-dancer | 29343 |
| 59828 | Another planet from which you came | 29373 |
| 59829 | Back to your house | 29373 |
| 59830 | Back to the office | 29373 |
| 62201 | Buy Legos | 30482 |
| 62202 | Buy a skateboard | 30482 |
| 62203 | Kidnap the weirdo behind the desk | 30482 |
| 63728 | Offer to help her... if she helps you, if you know what I mean. | 31281 |
| 63729 | Taunt her mercilessly, insulting her for being so stupid as to marry the rat she did. | 31281 |
| 63731 | "HA! Got you, didn't I? Back to the street you whore!" | 31282 |
| 63732 | "HA! Got you, didn't I? Now get in the car before I carve out your ankles." | 31282 |
| 63738 | Give up, go peacefully. | 31284 |
| 63740 | Fight! You have to! You're not letting this end! | 31284 |
| 63741 | Order a beer and nurse it. | 31288 |
| 63742 | Order tequila and get blind drunk. | 31288 |
| 63743 | Challenge a shirtless bike-ape to a game of pool. | 31288 |
| 63744 | Challenge a shirtless bike-ape to a drinking contest. | 31288 |
| 63745 | Go back home, sleep it off. | 31289 |
| 63747 | Rob a blood bank. | 31289 |
| 63934 | Continue to work | 31373 |
| 63939 | Wake up at the Hospital | 31374 |
| 63944 | Go fight Billy | 31375 |
| 63945 | Go to sleep | 31375 |
| 63946 | Get really angry | 31375 |
| 63948 | Get in a cab | 31376 |
| 63949 | Go to the police | 31376 |
| 63956 | Run | 31384 |
| 63963 | Don't jump and run | 31386 |
| 63964 | Escape | 31386 |
| 63965 | Give up | 31386 |
| 63969 | Get up | 31387 |
| 63970 | Don't get up | 31387 |
| 64317 | Live | 31594 |
| 64486 | Leave the Deli... | 31681 |
| 64487 | Order more pop to throw at the man... | 31681 |
| 64488 | Apologise Sincerely... | 31681 |
| 64490 | Order the waiter to...Dispose of him... | 31681 |
| 64846 | Get the hell out of there. | 31849 |
| 64847 | Hit on the waitress. | 31849 |
| 64848 | Decide to see what it's like to be gay for a night, and hit on the chef. | 31849 |
| 65341 | RUN LIKE HELL!!! | 32146 |
| 65973 | Time to run!!!! | 32522 |
| 65990 | Use the force to grab the grenade, but at the same time stop choking him. | 32532 |
| 66148 | Quick, HIDE!!! | 32631 |
| 66150 | Make a stand, right here, right now. After all, you're ARMED!!! | 32631 |
| 66200 | Run out of the bedroom screaming | 32665 |
| 66201 | Tell her you're gay so she leaves | 32665 |
| 66202 | Just talk to her and be friends instead | 32665 |
| 66207 | Don't answer it at all | 32667 |
| 66208 | Take the baseball bat the one Hispanic guy left and bash the phone with it. | 32667 |
| 66215 | Keep your window seat | 32671 |
| 66217 | Lie like a rug | 32672 |
| 66220 | Tell her that is messed up | 32674 |
| 66227 | Get the hell off Earth FAST | 32678 |
| 66229 | Find some place to hide for a while | 32680 |
| 66230 | Leave Earth | 32680 |
| 66271 | life as a girl | 32707 |
| 66272 | you change back | 32707 |
| 66312 | Bar | 32732 |
| 66314 | Just some random girl on the street... | 32732 |
| 66321 | Go to the drug store and get some Calamine lotion | 32734 |
| 66322 | Try to get to a phone to call 911 | 32735 |
| 66324 | Walk up and say "Welcome to Earth." | 32738 |
| 66325 | Whip out your gun and start shooting at the UFO. | 32738 |
| 68171 | You continue along the side of the road. | 33858 |
| 68172 | You turn back. | 33858 |
| 68173 | You take out your cell phone. | 33858 |
| 68335 | Leave and go somewhere else | 33937 |
| 68338 | Freak out and hit the guy. | 33938 |
| 68339 | Ask your girlfriend what the hell she is doing with another guy... you can't help but yell | 33938 |
| 68357 | you find a picture of your mom and start crying | 33950 |
| 68359 | Pee your ballerina costume | 33951 |
| 68360 | run to the bathroom and rip off the costume to pee | 33951 |
| 69766 | stay at work for moral reasons | 34564 |
| 69767 | or blow that popsicle stand and start shopping | 34564 |
| 71492 | karie i havent seen you in years | 35284 |
| 71493 | kisses you | 35284 |
| 71494 | has sex | 35284 |
| 71625 | Bar | 35347 |
| 71627 | Random girl | 35347 |
| 71728 | You are confronted by a strange couple? | 35396 |
| 71729 | You go to relieve yourself, and see that the toilet is a vortex to another world? | 35396 |
| 71730 | You pee and walk out? | 35396 |
| 71751 | Solve this mystery yourself with your trusty pal, Slappy Seal. | 35409 |
| 72214 | Take the Red pill | 35661 |
| 72216 | Say "I don't do drugs" | 35661 |
| 72219 | Take her to your house | 35662 |
| 72220 | Wait till she wakes up | 35662 |
| 72224 | Ask your operator to edit her memory | 35663 |
| 72225 | Ask him to repare her | 35663 |
| 72226 | Give her pills | 35663 |
| 72227 | End her life | 35663 |
| 72228 | Have sex with her | 35663 |
| 72338 | you go back to the boss and ask him about the murder | 35742 |
| 72339 | you shoot that perv | 35742 |
| 72340 | you take the hooker away | 35742 |
| 72940 | Just kill the author | 36149 |
| 73613 | eat chicken | 36588 |
| 73614 | have a kung fu fight | 36589 |
| 73615 | eat chicken | 36589 |
| 73616 | bang a hooker on his face | 36589 |
| 73617 | eat chickenn | 36589 |
| 73618 | die | 36589 |
| 74157 | Try and cooperate. | 36869 |
| 74481 | You cannot accept that Melanie could be so direct, and blushing, you head to another hotel anyway | 37064 |
| 74482 | You tell her that's a very good idea, and that will save the cost of three porn movies on the room TV. | 37064 |
| 74483 | You tell her you're married, and that you won't accept unless the promises to beave you alone | 37064 |
| 74485 | You reply that she's very cute too, and that you too will make unforgettable dreams. | 37064 |
| 74829 | Wait. | 37242 |
| 74830 | Search teh town for a weapon. | 37244 |
| 74831 | Try to find a weapon store. | 37244 |
| 74832 | Kidnap a woman. | 37244 |
| 74833 | Kidnap a child. | 37244 |
| 74834 | Get back in your spaceship. | 37244 |
| 74916 | Can't stand it in here; get yourself to Cardinal Creek. | 37280 |
| 74917 | Don't want to fiddle with mad science; stay in the big house. | 37280 |
| 74918 | Agree, but engineer an escape during transit. | 37280 |
| 74919 | Stay, and learn all the crimey secrets the hardened criminals have to teach. | 37280 |
| 74921 | Run forward through the graves, looking for something, anything. | 37282 |
| 74922 | Inspect the graves. | 37282 |
| 74923 | Greet them with the friendly and insincere smile you always use when you want something. | 37283 |
| 74926 | Announce to them that you've seen the error of your ways, are embracing Jesus Christ and joining a monastery. | 37283 |
| 75027 | Turn back to face the graveyard | 37326 |
| 75028 | Climb over the wall | 37326 |
| 75029 | Walk past the crypts to the gate | 37326 |
| 75030 | Run past the crypts to the gate | 37326 |
| 75032 | Shoot at where the masked man was anyway | 37327 |
| 75033 | Close the door and go out the side exit instead | 37327 |
| 75034 | Walk into the graveyard | 37327 |
| 75035 | Wait for the room before you to reappear | 37327 |
| 75037 | Clean up the mess | 37328 |
| 75038 | Collapse in a fit of self-pity | 37328 |
| 75039 | Call your neighbor over for advice | 37328 |
| 75046 | Take the time to cut the fuel lines for the other boats risking getting caught by whoever is following you | 37332 |
| 75047 | Cut one fuel line | 37332 |
| 75049 | Hide in the storage compartment in the forward part of the boat | 37332 |
| 75050 | Hide in the water below the pier | 37332 |
| 75058 | You beg off claiming you threw out your back in your rush to get to the door | 37336 |
| 75059 | You run at Mike screaming about little green aliens to get him to leave on his own | 37336 |
| 75062 | Fess up to your boss and join your company's team | 37338 |
| 75063 | Act as if nothing has changed | 37338 |
| 75064 | Run like the wind | 37338 |
| 75068 | Yell from the closet that you are tired of his habit | 37339 |
| 75086 | Enter the pub | 37352 |
| 75088 | Give up and go back home | 37352 |
| 75089 | Attempt to kill everyone again | 37353 |
| 75090 | Use your powers for the good of all | 37353 |
| 75091 | Hide your powers and using them only when absolutely necessary | 37353 |
| 75092 | Start talking to the bunnies hoping everyone will assume they are hallucinating | 37355 |
| 75093 | Run back to your house | 37355 |
| 75094 | Break into the clothing store directly across from the park | 37355 |
| 75098 | Take the loss knowing the mafia will come after you if you cancel the cards | 37356 |
| 75099 | Throw the boomerang vial at the henchman | 37357 |
| 75101 | Laugh like a madman and run over to the next door neighbors--two college students | 37357 |
| 75102 | Tell your wife to put away the formula, take the goon and go | 37357 |
| 75103 | Join in | 37358 |
| 75105 | Wait for the magic to begin | 37358 |
| 75106 | Run for it | 37359 |
| 75107 | Go with them quietly | 37359 |
| 75108 | Use your karate moves | 37359 |
| 75109 | Kneel down and pray for divine intervention | 37359 |
| 75220 | End it all despairing at the rampant corruption of the world | 37411 |
| 75222 | "I wish I had a never-ending bag of money" | 37412 |
| 75223 | "I wish I could live forever" | 37412 |
| 75224 | "I wish to have the power to cloud men's minds" | 37412 |
| 75226 | "I wish to have both of the immediately above wishes" | 37412 |
| 75227 | Bask in the misery of your over self-interest | 37413 |
| 75228 | Turn around, knowing he must be talking about someone else | 37413 |
| 75229 | Use your psychic powers to learn who the caller is | 37413 |
| 75230 | Use your psychic powers to mind-control the unicorn | 37413 |
| 75231 | Drink it | 37414 |
| 75232 | Slam it down and demand that he not serve you (that's correct, NOT serve you) | 37414 |
| 75233 | Gibber like a fool | 37414 |
| 75234 | Seek out help for your tongue-twister fetish (err... problem... got to get away from those f's) | 37415 |
| 75235 | Grab the gun and frag the rest of them | 37415 |
| 75236 | Fists of Fury, part XXV | 37415 |
| 75237 | Gaining their respect for resisting them in the face of insurmountable odds, they begin to worship you | 37415 |
| 75238 | Gaining their respect for resisting them in the face of insurmountable odds, they kill you slowly during their annual festival | 37415 |
| 75240 | Take anything of value lying around and run for it | 37416 |
| 75241 | Look for the alien ship | 37416 |
| 75242 | Sell out and fly to Tahiti | 37417 |
| 75243 | Arrange for a merger with Google to take over the world | 37417 |
| 75244 | Arrange for a merger with Microsoft to take over the world | 37417 |
| 75245 | Arrange for a merger with a small third-world country and start a space-elevator | 37417 |
| 75246 | a Federal Reserve bank | 37418 |
| 75247 | a Bank of America branch | 37418 |
| 75248 | Fort Knox | 37418 |
| 75249 | Bank of England | 37418 |
| 75625 | cook a cheeseburger | 37592 |
| 75642 | yea eat my shorts | 37601 |
| 75643 | who says i want a girl? | 37601 |
| 75649 | make out with him | 37608 |
| 75651 | shoot him in the head and run away with the two bums | 37608 |
| 75657 | run out the door | 37614 |
| 75659 | drink some booze next to the bed | 37614 |
| 76165 | stael his gold | 37861 |
| 76166 | take his horses | 37861 |
| 76167 | get his chariot | 37861 |
| 76168 | get his cloths | 37861 |
| 76169 | ^^ALL OF EM! | 37861 |
| 76192 | north west | 37872 |
| 76193 | north east | 37872 |
| 76195 | cry | 37875 |
| 76196 | take a guards uniform | 37875 |
| 76197 | kill ur cellmate | 37875 |
| 76198 | turn into a bum | 37875 |
| 76200 | jump thru window and beat him 2 death | 37876 |
| 76267 | Fight each other for your amusement. | 37910 |
| 76268 | Give you all their money. | 37910 |
| 76270 | Commit suicide. | 37910 |
| 76274 | Kill them all. | 37914 |
| 76276 | Abandon them and leave in your wake a massive volcano. | 37914 |
| 76279 | Give everyone some tums. | 37915 |
| 76284 | This is my day off, ask someone else. | 37920 |
| 76285 | Screw you. | 37920 |
| 76286 | I'll be right there. | 37920 |
| 76287 | read the news paper | 37921 |
| 76288 | watch TV | 37921 |
| 76292 | Living Room | 37923 |
| 76295 | Honor his request and cease cleaning your kitchen. | 37924 |
| 76296 | Continue cleaning anyway. | 37924 |
| 76298 | Run away in terror. | 37924 |
| 76299 | Wait until the car stops and someone takes you out. | 37926 |
| 76310 | Home to tell your mother of what has transpired. | 37936 |
| 76311 | To the bowling alley. | 37936 |
| 76313 | Pay the waitress and be on your way. | 37937 |
| 76315 | Order some more flap jacks. | 37937 |
| 76323 | Spread your knowledge to the world. | 37944 |
| 76327 | No way. | 37947 |
| 76328 | Yes | 37948 |
| 76330 | Stay in the car with the clown and enjoy the ride. | 37950 |
| 76337 | The Great Pumpkin | 37954 |
| 76340 | Take part in an epic holy crusade against evil. | 37957 |
| 76341 | Decline the offer and return to your current sticky situation. | 37957 |
| 76348 | Yes, short a kidney is better than dead. | 37961 |
| 76349 | No, your not going to let some freakish celestial being make off with your kidney. | 37961 |
| 76350 | Pay him. | 37962 |
| 76351 | Run. | 37962 |
| 76352 | Attack the angel. | 37962 |
| 76356 | Pick up the feather and keep it. | 37964 |
| 76357 | Pick up the feather and stab it into your back and attempt to fly. | 37964 |
| 76358 | Eat the feather. | 37964 |
| 76361 | Grab on to a nearby tree branch. | 37965 |
| 76362 | Follow the river down the waterfall. | 37965 |
| 76437 | Stay in the closet | 38016 |
| 76438 | Being turned on, you start to touch yourself | 38016 |
| 76439 | You take a gun and try to shoot the intruder | 38016 |
| 76440 | You do Anagrams in your head | 38016 |
| 76441 | You decide to join him searching for illegal drugs | 38016 |
| 76445 | Go to the boot camp for manners. | 38018 |
| 76450 | Yes | 38020 |
| 76451 | No | 38020 |
| 76455 | 1 month old pizza that has been sitting on the counter still in the box. | 38023 |
| 76460 | Yes | 38026 |
| 76461 | No | 38026 |
| 76462 | Run and see what is wrong. | 38027 |
| 76464 | Call the police and tell them your neighbor is disturbing the peace. | 38027 |
| 76465 | Moby Dick | 38028 |
| 76466 | The Illiad | 38028 |
| 76467 | Catcher in the Rye | 38028 |
| 76469 | You fall asleep with the mere thought of books. | 38028 |
| 76570 | Free drinks and food, of course you do. | 38094 |
| 76575 | Yes | 38096 |
| 76577 | A trap door opens beneath you. | 38098 |
| 76578 | Sleeping gas knocks you out. | 38098 |
| 76672 | Pick up girls | 38170 |
| 76673 | sell your car for a million | 38170 |
| 76674 | get into a movie acting career | 38170 |
| 76703 | Driving a chariot...into the forum, and performing a drive-by spearing. | 38184 |
| 76704 | Deadly poison in the stuffed pheasants. | 38184 |
| 76705 | A simple dagger-in-the-kidneys. (Blue vest man seems to think this dull.) | 38184 |
| 76765 | Acrobat | 38198 |
| 76766 | Mind Reader | 38198 |
| 76768 | You decide you do not want to work in the circus and leave. | 38198 |
| 76772 | Attempt to ride the lion. | 38199 |
| 76774 | Leave the circus. | 38203 |
| 76775 | Punch the ringmaster in the nose. | 38203 |
| 76781 | Get in the truck and use it to commit acts of genocide against the clowns. | 38206 |
| 76783 | Travel the world as a clown. | 38207 |
| 76784 | Head to the nearest golden corral and gorge yourself. | 38208 |
| 76786 | Go to church and eat all the holy wafers. | 38208 |
| 76787 | Eat the police. | 38209 |
| 76973 | Honestly ask the boss about the listing. | 38314 |
| 76974 | A Czech native, you effect a French accent and inquire about the listing. | 38314 |
| 76975 | A French native, you call in and say that you really didn't want the job anyway. | 38314 |
| 76978 | Find yourself once more before Saint Peter who laughs and says... | 38315 |
| 76981 | right-handed? | 38316 |
| 76982 | left-handed? | 38316 |
| 76983 | ambidextrous? | 38316 |
| 76984 | using prosthetics? | 38316 |
| 77002 | Reluctantly agree | 38324 |
| 77003 | Enthusiastically agree | 38324 |
| 78066 | "YOU BETTER TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER, OR ELSE I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO STICK MY DICK UP YOUR GREEN ASS!" | 38959 |
| 78068 | Offer him videos of Bunko Kanazawa in exchange for your freedom from doing the dirty thing. | 38959 |
| 78074 | Get Padma in bed. | 38964 |
| 78077 | Climb a house and do a Randy Savage-style elbow drop on a couple of trash barrels. | 38964 |
| 78080 | Water. Duh. | 38966 |
| 78081 | Your mom's breast milk. | 38966 |
| 78082 | Root Beer. | 38966 |
| 78084 | Wasabi mixed with vodka. | 38966 |
| 78609 | Go on Celebrity Big Brother | 39186 |
| 78610 | Make your own movie | 39186 |
| 78611 | Form a band | 39186 |
| 78612 | Give money to charity | 39186 |
| 78613 | Create a cult | 39186 |
| 78782 | Stop and let them choke on your gases. | 39260 |
| 79308 | make a run for it | 39521 |
| 79656 | give him your money | 39705 |
| 79658 | drive away | 39705 |
| 79911 | no | 39844 |
| 79913 | Oral | 39845 |
| 79914 | Anal | 39845 |
| 79916 | Date | 39845 |
| 80083 | You drop him and run like hell... | 39908 |
| 80084 | You use the force to contain the explosion... | 39908 |
| 80086 | You kick the grenade and hope it doesn't explode near your foot... | 39908 |
| 80531 | Bob | 40143 |
| 80532 | Jose | 40143 |
| 80533 | Mark | 40143 |
| 80534 | Xi Ju | 40143 |
| 80535 | Ahkmed | 40143 |
| 80575 | The WHOLE S.W.A.T. team pointing their guns at you... | 40160 |
| 80576 | You pick up your 9mm again and take a leisurely walk to see who else needs killin'... | 40160 |
| 80577 | You stand in the middle of Times Square and complain about your 'detachable penis'... | 40160 |
| 80578 | You decide to switch on your invisibility mechanism and walk into a locker room (sex of your choice)... | 40160 |
| 80579 | You swiftly walk over to the Aston Martin Vanquish conveniently parked accross the street, open the door, hotwire it, and 'blast to Palm Street'... | 40160 |
| 81229 | Take the Red Pill | 40449 |
| 81231 | Refuse to take the red pill. | 40449 |
| 82567 | The Joker | 41072 |
| 82568 | Riddler | 41072 |
| 82569 | Poison Ivy | 41072 |
| 82570 | The Penguin | 41072 |
| 82571 | Mr. Freeze | 41072 |
| 85055 | Stomp on it | 42307 |
| 85090 | Your phone rings. Answer it fool! | 42327 |
| 85093 | Oh no! It looks like their done argueing! | 42329 |
| 85095 | Go for the door. | 42329 |
| 85282 | Go downstairs to look for the Starbucks | 42409 |
| 85283 | Call room service to order coffee | 42409 |
| 85284 | Put the kettle on | 42409 |
| 85285 | Hold Melanie's hair back | 42410 |
| 85286 | Run from the room | 42410 |
| 85287 | Call a doctor | 42410 |
| 85518 | Grab it and stab her back. | 42530 |
| 85519 | Ignore her | 42530 |
| 85520 | Have wild sex with her | 42530 |
| 85521 | Eat a monkey | 42530 |
| 85522 | Yell WOOT | 42530 |
| 85524 | run away | 42531 |
| 85650 | use his body as a humen shelid and blast your way throug the SWAT team | 42570 |
| 85651 | you need no humen shelid just go on your own | 42570 |
| 85652 | steal the dead SWATs | 42570 |
| 85653 | jump out a window | 42570 |
| 87117 | go back the way you came | 43438 |
| 87456 | "Don't worry, you're free to go, Michael can have that effect on people" | 43643 |
| 87457 | "Well then you're gonna have to get him into court again to testify on your behalf, and thats never gonna happen, he's in frackin africa, tehehe | 43643 |
| 87817 | make a run for it | 43844 |
| 87818 | take a vase and whack her | 43844 |
| 87819 | take out a gun and kill her | 43845 |
| 87820 | give her money | 43845 |
| 88104 | see the dogs brains and walk away - not hungry anymore | 44000 |
| 88199 | Garbage disposal! | 44053 |
| 88200 | Bury her in the back yard. | 44053 |
| 88231 | Jump out of the helicopter | 44064 |
| 88232 | Stay with it | 44064 |
| 89048 | Say, sorry dude, im straight | 44544 |
| 90277 | shoot her | 45267 |
| 90278 | bang her anyway | 45267 |
| 90279 | drive off quickly | 45267 |
| 90318 | Try to hang in there--maybe something else will occur to you. | 45283 |
| 90992 | knife | 45655 |
| 90993 | baseball bat | 45655 |
| 90994 | gun | 45655 |
| 90996 | your bare hands | 45655 |
| 90997 | Shoot him. | 45656 |
| 90998 | Make passionate love to him. | 45656 |
| 90999 | Accept the million dollars. | 45656 |
| 91000 | Ignore him and walk away. | 45656 |
| 91001 | Jump onto him and yell TAKE ME NOW! | 45656 |
| 91874 | Ask about the DEMONSWORD | 46078 |
| 92545 | Classical | 46286 |
| 92546 | Easy Listening | 46286 |
| 92572 | ...a knock at the door. | 46293 |
| 92573 | ...the loud buzzing noise of a swarm of killer bees coming through a gap under your front door. | 46293 |
| 92575 | ...the uncomfortable sensation of an unexpected penetration. | 46293 |
| 93094 | Lets you go | 46525 |
| 93356 | Use the ham as a weopon. | 46691 |
| 93358 | Your neighbor is hot... | 46691 |
| 93683 | I called in sick today. Let's do something fun. | 46827 |
| 93685 | I'll tell you after you tell me why you are home already. | 46827 |
| 95694 | Cut to front of line | 47860 |
| 95695 | Wait | 47860 |
| 95696 | Chew on the head of the guy in front of you | 47860 |
| 95697 | "No shit sherlock" | 47861 |
| 95698 | "I am a banana" | 47861 |
| 96021 | Walk in and say SURPRISE!! | 48058 |
| 96022 | Run out of your house | 48058 |
| 96025 | Spank the monster | 48061 |
| 96026 | Laugh about it | 48061 |
| 96155 | You decide to lie still, and listen to the conversation | 48156 |
| 96157 | You open the zipper all the way and get out | 48156 |
| 96158 | You open the zipper a small amount so you can see | 48156 |
| 96390 | Turn around and punch the man in the face. | 48340 |
| 96566 | Drive to Walmart. | 48528 |
| 96567 | You are in the back of a police cruiser. | 48531 |
| 97165 | Attack them with a cactus | 48868 |
| 97166 | Sneak pst them | 48868 |
| 97167 | Talk to them | 48868 |
| 97168 | Leave | 48868 |
| 97169 | Shout "STOP!" | 48869 |
| 97170 | Laugh | 48869 |
| 97171 | Clap | 48869 |
| 97179 | ... Hit the vampire with it? | 48874 |
| 97181 | ... Hold it infront of you and move up to it? | 48874 |
| 97182 | ... Whack it in YOUR head? | 48874 |
| 97183 | Jump | 48876 |
| 97184 | Climb | 48876 |
| 97185 | Suicide | 48876 |
| 97200 | Grab the gun | 48888 |
| 97203 | Wait | 48888 |
| 97209 | SWIM AWAY! | 48891 |
| 98324 | guess the number | 49566 |
| 98325 | staring contest | 49566 |
| 98326 | weight lifting | 49566 |
| 98327 | ignore him | 49566 |
| 98499 | Use their bodies as cushions on the rocks below | 49637 |
| 98500 | Wave your arms to try and land in the river | 49637 |
| 98501 | Succumb to your fate | 49637 |
| 98502 | Do Kung-Fu-Ninja styles on the cops falling in midair | 49637 |
| 98503 | Ask them to join you | 49638 |
| 98504 | Hide under the chair | 49638 |
| 98505 | Take out your gun and show them what you're all about | 49638 |
| 98508 | Kill them | 49640 |
| 98509 | Make friends with them and make them delete the Jason pages | 49640 |
| 98510 | Prison | 49641 |
| 98512 | Death | 49641 |
| 98521 | Unlock your cuffs with the cop's keys, then go to the Wal*Mart | 49646 |
| 98525 | You were thinking more along the lines of checkers. | 49647 |
| 98640 | Call about the administrative assistant job at the law firm | 49714 |
| 98641 | Call about the envelope stuffing job | 49714 |
| 98642 | Screw this.. | 49714 |
| 98645 | Give in | 49715 |
| 98646 | Cry | 49715 |
| 98647 | Continue your adventure | 49718 |
| 98870 | Strangle the old lady. | 49854 |
| 98871 | Try to seduce her with your charms. | 49854 |
| 98872 | Ignore her, and go towards a cute girl down the street. | 49854 |
| 98873 | Turn yourself in. | 49855 |
| 98874 | Continue watching TV. | 49855 |
| 98877 | You continue, feeling very aroused. | 49859 |
| 98880 | Go to bed. | 49861 |
| 98958 | Run after the love of your life. You two are made for each other. | 49910 |
| 98959 | Forget him. There are other fish in the sea. | 49910 |
| 98960 | Cry and wail in a sea of pathetic self-pity. | 49910 |
| 98961 | Kill yourself. A rejection from a stranger is just something you can't live through. | 49910 |
| 98962 | Turn yourself to the police. | 49913 |
| 98963 | Hide the body. | 49913 |
| 98980 | Shoot one of the other machines to get some change | 49924 |
| 98981 | Just shoot the machine you want to use and get what you want for free | 49924 |
| 99606 | a thief | 50208 |
| 99608 | the police | 50208 |
| 99609 | buy 10 spoons | 50209 |
| 99612 | punch him | 50209 |
| 99613 | kill him | 50209 |
| 100010 | Do you fly around in the sky? | 50396 |
| 100011 | Do put your suit coat back on over your wings and pretend nothing happened. | 50396 |
| 100012 | Do you cut them off with your pen? | 50396 |
| 100271 | Hide her body | 50537 |
| 100272 | Leave | 50537 |
| 100273 | Watch her/it | 50537 |
| 100274 | Laugh | 50537 |
| 100275 | Call the Police | 50537 |
| 100539 | Get out of there! | 50713 |
| 100541 | Laugh at him | 50713 |
| 100545 | Shoot 'em! | 50716 |
| 100659 | Poke people | 50775 |
| 100660 | Sing "BananaPhone" nonstop for the rest of your life | 50775 |
| 100661 | Get a Deagle | 50775 |
| 100662 | Take over a military base and try to communicate with the aliens | 50775 |
| 100663 | Run to the nearest mall | 50777 |
| 100664 | Get a firearm | 50777 |
| 100671 | Play "Faint" on your IPod, get out your dual uzis, and get ready to go hunting | 50778 |
| 100678 | Run | 50781 |
| 100679 | Shoot him | 50782 |
| 100681 | Eat his arm | 50782 |
| 100735 | Outside - Residential area | 50795 |
| 100736 | Outside - Local mall | 50795 |
| 100737 | Outside - Parasol Corp's lab | 50795 |
| 100738 | Downstairs | 50795 |
| 100739 | Upstairs | 50795 |
| 100745 | Outside - Residential area | 50797 |
| 100746 | Outside - Local mall | 50797 |
| 100747 | Outside - Parasol Corp's lab | 50797 |
| 100748 | Downstairs | 50797 |
| 100749 | Upstairs | 50797 |
| 100771 | M4A1 | 50803 |
| 100772 | Deagle | 50803 |
| 100773 | Knife | 50803 |
| 100783 | Punch her | 50806 |
| 100784 | Kick her | 50806 |
| 100787 | Use her as a parachute | 50806 |
| 101059 | Get the hell out | 50953 |
| 101061 | go jedi Battle to the death | 50953 |
| 101064 | screw this! | 50954 |
| 101066 | bomb Asia | 50958 |
| 101068 | end world peace, not hunger. | 50958 |
| 101070 | retire to whats left of florida. | 50959 |
| 103253 | britney spears | 52069 |
| 103254 | hillary duff | 52069 |
| 103255 | jessica simpson | 52069 |
| 103546 | the power to turn invisible | 52241 |
| 103547 | a time machine | 52241 |
| 103549 | thr0w 1+ awat | 52242 |
| 103550 | h3re u P\ | 52242 |
| 103552 | lego batter is spider beach | 52242 |
| 103553 | pass the speaker shove it up my penis and puke in my nose and clean my ear with your nipple | 52242 |
| 103579 | Answer the door | 52256 |
| 103582 | Noobie dressed as spider man | 52257 |
| 103583 | George W. Bush | 52257 |
| 103584 | Sonic the hedgehog and Super Mario | 52257 |
| 103603 | Call Sally | 52265 |
| 104206 | Hop in the front seat and drive off with the siren on. | 52566 |
| 104266 | Talk about Gina's dog Butch. | 52605 |
| 104294 | Calmly explain to her that you meant to "knock" it over. | 52622 |
| 104296 | Now go play on the jungle gym. | 52623 |
| 104298 | Immediately regret your decision. | 52624 |
| 104299 | Time travel. | 52624 |
| 104919 | You claim sexual harassment. | 53018 |
| 104920 | Ummm flesh. | 53019 |
| 104921 | Ugh Flesh. | 53019 |
| 104924 | Run away! | 53023 |
| 104936 | Take the gun back. | 53034 |
| 104937 | Pimp-slap that ho! | 53034 |
| 105185 | bury the corpse | 53184 |
| 105186 | drive on like nothing happened | 53184 |
| 105187 | call the cops | 53184 |
| 105197 | Start yelling and screaming at the boss | 53188 |
| 105198 | Take your pen and stab him with it. | 53188 |
| 105200 | Take a knife, make that fucker bleed | 53189 |
| 105201 | Take a bat, smashingly fun. | 53189 |
| 105202 | Take nothing, i got my two guns right here baby. (fists) | 53189 |
| 105491 | The car spins out of control into the lane of oncoming traffic. | 53354 |
| 105493 | The car screams through a red light, full of traffic. | 53354 |
| 107618 | go save the world | 54286 |
| 107619 | decide to turn EVIL!!!! | 54286 |
| 107620 | play pranks on pepole | 54286 |
| 107621 | go to work | 54286 |
| 107624 | go shoping | 54288 |
| 107625 | EW WALL*MART leave | 54288 |
| 107630 | punch him out | 54291 |
| 107632 | tell him your the new boss now | 54291 |
| 107674 | RUN! | 54327 |
| 107675 | Wait and see what happens | 54327 |
| 107677 | RUN! | 54329 |
| 107678 | Give up | 54329 |
| 107680 | Wake up! | 54330 |
| 107683 | Run down and slash away! | 54331 |
| 107687 | Head back home | 54333 |
| 107688 | Head back home | 54334 |
| 107696 | RUN! | 54343 |
| 107697 | Luke, use the shotgun! | 54343 |
| 107698 | Punch it in the closest thing it has to a face | 54343 |
| 107699 | Try to communicate with the alien | 54343 |
| 107748 | Eat the donut | 54388 |
| 107749 | Keep looking for the keys | 54388 |
| 107753 | Run up to random people saying "Hooray! You are top awful compared to me!" | 54389 |
| 107754 | Keep going | 54390 |
| 107757 | Go back and try to find that chocolate donut | 54391 |
| 107758 | Search for a syringe | 54391 |
| 107759 | Throw the cup away | 54392 |
| 107761 | Get the chocolate donut fragment out of the cup | 54392 |
| 107770 | Tell him the truth... In Al Bhed! | 54397 |
| 107771 | Stay here (and enter the building) | 54399 |
| 107772 | Become prince of Bel-Air | 54399 |
| 108239 | Explode | 54591 |
| 108240 | Run! | 54591 |
| 108310 | Take the helicopter. | 54623 |
| 108313 | Wait for the police to arrest you. | 54623 |
| 108319 | Vomit! | 54628 |
| 108320 | Hold it in! | 54628 |
| 108495 | FLOOR IT!!! | 54719 |
| 108496 | surrender to the police | 54719 |
| 108497 | take out a pistol and shoot him in the he | 54719 |
| 108499 | you can get out of your car and continue on foot | 54720 |
| 108505 | attempt to hotwire it | 54728 |
| 108507 | you can kill him | 54729 |
| 108508 | you go back hiding behind the porn movies | 54729 |
| 108509 | you can run out the front door | 54729 |
| 108510 | you can run out the back door | 54729 |
| 108511 | now you can buy some crack | 54730 |
| 108512 | or you can shoot your neighbour | 54730 |
| 108591 | Surrender | 54798 |
| 108594 | pick him up | 54799 |
| 108595 | drive by him | 54799 |
| 108597 | try to escape | 54800 |
| 108598 | or stay in jail for a day and see what good it does ya! | 54800 |
| 108602 | Jamaca | 54804 |
| 108603 | Alaska | 54804 |
| 108604 | Flordia | 54804 |
| 108605 | Hawaii | 54804 |
| 108606 | Europe | 54804 |
| 108607 | Flordia Panthers | 54805 |
| 108608 | Chicago Blackhalks | 54805 |
| 108609 | Los Angeles Kings | 54805 |
| 108610 | Edmonton Oilers | 54805 |
| 108611 | Fuck this i'm going back to HollyWood | 54805 |
| 108613 | Punch one of them down then turn around and ounch the other | 54806 |
| 108614 | take out a pistol and shoot them | 54806 |
| 108695 | Head inside | 54849 |
| 108696 | Kill the driver | 54849 |
| 108697 | Offer him 50 dollars to drive you to Alaska | 54849 |
| 108698 | Get their attention | 54851 |
| 108699 | Run! | 54851 |
| 108700 | Hide! | 54851 |
| 108904 | Say "Nyah Nyah Nyah!" | 54959 |
| 108905 | Say "I can take you on" | 54959 |
| 108906 | Touch his chest and say "Mmmm, Who ordered the hunksicle and where can I get some?" | 54959 |
| 109009 | Pretend to be a ghost | 55015 |
| 109010 | Get out of the locker room | 55015 |
| 109089 | ignore it | 55048 |
| 109090 | scare it by barking at it | 55048 |
| 109233 | No | 55129 |
| 109367 | Cambells chicken noodle xbox | 55193 |
| 109368 | sweet sweet marmite? | 55193 |
| 109369 | corner store market | 55193 |
| 109373 | shanghai? | 55194 |
| 109374 | Rickey robertson | 55194 |
| 109375 | stuffed stuffed animals | 55194 |
| 109376 | HARRY LIVES! | 55195 |
| 109377 | HARRY DIES! | 55195 |
| 109378 | VOLDEMORT LIVES! | 55195 |
| 109379 | VOLDEMORT DIES! | 55195 |
| 109380 | HERMIONE GOES TROGH HER PERIOD! | 55195 |
| 109381 | HARRY LIVES! | 55196 |
| 109382 | fuck that neighbor till she goes through her period with your lantern in her sandwich | 55196 |
| 109383 | milk marmalade cookie I can live | 55196 |
| 110625 | Try to brake the bars and drive away | 55921 |
| 110627 | Waste em' both | 55922 |
| 110628 | Waste your girlfreind | 55922 |
| 110629 | Waste Jake | 55922 |
| 110667 | Uhhhh...Blush uncomfortably | 55949 |
| 110668 | Continue trying to seduce him anyway | 55949 |
| 110669 | Who is Mark!? | 55949 |
| 110670 | Jump onto him and immediately start frenching him | 55949 |
| 110671 | Slam the door shut | 55949 |
| 113610 | Do roll your way into the school | 57197 |
| 114101 | Gorl, with a huge sword and golden armour. | 57408 |
| 114102 | Superman | 57408 |
| 114558 | a miltary uniform | 57585 |
| 114559 | a police uniform | 57585 |
| 114560 | a nurse uniform | 57585 |
| 114561 | a girl scout uniform | 57585 |
| 114975 | Shit in your bosses face | 57826 |
| 114976 | Kick him in the head | 57826 |
| 114977 | Break someone elses wrist | 57826 |
| 114978 | Shove a stapler up the bosses ass | 57826 |
| 114980 | You laugh at him | 57827 |
| 114981 | You strangle the guard | 57827 |
| 114983 | Beat the Hobo to death | 57828 |
| 114984 | Get back on the Motorbike | 57828 |
| 116092 | Wake up | 58393 |
| 116093 | Stay asleep | 58393 |
| 116143 | Throw it away! | 58425 |
| 116446 | inside teha wall is a door mouse with antlers | 58569 |
| 116447 | theres a nakked secretary behind the wall | 58569 |
| 116599 | Run away! | 58664 |
| 116603 | Deny | 58665 |
| 116604 | Clean yourself up | 58666 |
| 116605 | Try to reorganise the bums | 58666 |
| 116606 | Find a new group of bums to hang out with | 58666 |
| 116608 | Work | 58667 |
| 116609 | The Arcade | 58667 |
| 116610 | More options | 58667 |
| 116611 | Punch him in the face | 58668 |
| 116612 | Walk away | 58668 |
| 116613 | See what you can do as a ghost | 58668 |
| 116615 | Smoke the joint. | 58670 |
| 116653 | try another | 58705 |
| 116654 | hip out your 9mm and give him a belly fulla lead | 58705 |
| 116655 | get out of there | 58706 |
| 116656 | Get the hell out of there | 58706 |
| 116657 | Get the ****ing hell out of there | 58706 |
| 116658 | Take a bow | 58706 |
| 116659 | keep going | 58706 |
| 116665 | Load a save | 58710 |
| 116666 | Start a new game | 58710 |
| 116667 | Scream at the cow next to you | 58710 |
| 116668 | Rush in | 58712 |
| 116670 | Run home, you'll need one hell of a lot of supplies | 58712 |
| 116717 | read a book eat a penguin fly to mars | 58733 |
| 118184 | Go back home. | 59505 |
| 118186 | Go back home. | 59506 |
| 118187 | Go to your cabin. | 59506 |
| 118188 | Paint the wall again. | 59507 |
| 118191 | Just run! | 59508 |
| 118192 | Beat up these arrogant clowns! | 59509 |
| 118193 | Go on a mission to make all clowns toothless. That'll teach 'em! | 59509 |
| 118395 | You leave. | 59616 |
| 118396 | You jump on her and kiss her. | 59616 |
| 120228 | "Touch my wee wee." | 60607 |
| 120229 | "Pee on my face." | 60607 |
| 120399 | Continue preaching | 60695 |
| 120449 | Liquid cardboard and a tree | 60721 |
| 120450 | Peanut butter | 60721 |
| 120452 | Eat everything in your cell | 60723 |
| 120453 | Sing again | 60723 |
| 120490 | Go home | 60748 |
| 120491 | Go to the nearest 711 | 60748 |
| 120492 | Go back inside | 60748 |
| 120493 | Clean up the vomit that has gotten into your house | 60749 |
| 120494 | Go back outside | 60749 |
| 120495 | Get really close to the TV, you might be able to see it then | 60749 |
| 120891 | Poison his tea | 60965 |
| 120892 | Have a legnthy conversation with the monster | 60965 |
| 120893 | Run out of the house screaming, barracading the door behind you. | 60965 |
| 120894 | You run through your house, frantically searching for a knife. | 60966 |
| 120895 | You apologize to the monster for being so rude. | 60966 |
| 120896 | You stand where you are, too afraid to do anything else. | 60966 |
| 120897 | Ask your SO to check it out | 60967 |
| 120899 | wait and see what happens | 60967 |
| 121343 | Actually take the pill | 61184 |
| 121344 | Feed the pill to an animal | 61184 |
| 121347 | Use demonic rituals to resurrect her | 61186 |
| 121348 | Get over it and go drving somewhere else | 61186 |
| 121349 | Commit suicide | 61186 |
| 121411 | Slit their throats | 61226 |
| 121412 | Rape them | 61226 |
| 121413 | Run away | 61226 |
| 121414 | Ignore them | 61226 |
| 121415 | Put your clothes back on | 61226 |
| 121416 | Leave the place | 61227 |
| 122195 | He's making out with a guy! | 61638 |
| 122196 | He's Jacking off! | 61638 |
| 122197 | He's...sleeping? | 61638 |
| 122198 | Is a woman!? | 61638 |
| 122743 | Add the empty box to your growing collection. | 61914 |
| 122744 | Begin work on the envelope-stuffing. | 61914 |
| 122745 | Ignore your job and watch linoleum curl. | 61914 |
| 122746 | Something Else. | 61914 |
| 122752 | take you on a cross-country road trip. | 61919 |
| 122753 | give you the first question; you're on Finance Taxi! | 61919 |
| 122754 | Something Else. | 61919 |
| 122765 | The man laughs in a sinister manner, and you smell brimstone. | 61923 |
| 122766 | Something Else. | 61923 |
| 122770 | Organize a charity: the More Money for Millionaires Fund. | 61925 |
| 122771 | Contact Matthew Lesko. | 61925 |
| 122772 | Ask your old friend Bill to borrow money. | 61925 |
| 122774 | </a> | 61925 |
| 122775 | Work in a factory that makes three-ring binders. | 61926 |
| 122776 | Get a job as a Shakespearian actor. | 61926 |
| 122777 | Start an internet company that makes thos annoying popup ads. | 61926 |
| 122998 | Call some other old classmates. | 62042 |
| 122999 | Before you can do anything, Adam calls back, insisting you fly in to see him at once. | 62042 |
| 123000 | Something Else. | 62042 |
| 123203 | Something Else. | 62124 |
| 123204 | The Gotham Cafe. | 62125 |
| 123205 | the City Park. | 62125 |
| 123206 | Any way the wind blows. | 62125 |
| 123333 | Amish Wholesale Warehouse | 62204 |
| 123334 | InDUStrial MeTABOlical GriNdSHOp DUde | 62204 |
| 123335 | Those kiosks in the midway | 62204 |
| 123336 | Something Else | 62204 |
| 123337 | ...a secret message hidden between the lettuce leaves. | 62205 |
| 123339 | ...something else. | 62205 |
| 123340 | ...in ancient egypt. | 62206 |
| 123341 | ...in the American Southwest. | 62206 |
| 123342 | ...In Medieval England. | 62206 |
| 123343 | ...in the Civil War. | 62206 |
| 123345 | Hi Ron! | 62207 |
| 123346 | Uhh... look over there! It's David Hasselhoff! | 62207 |
| 123776 | read a book | 62386 |
| 123777 | run for president | 62386 |
| 123778 | build a statue | 62386 |
| 123780 | Something Else | 62386 |
| 124571 | Go to a library and smash all the computers there. | 62732 |
| 124572 | Go into "Electronics City", a large electronics store. | 62732 |
| 124573 | Look somewhere else. | 62732 |
| 125021 | Fire a laser at him | 62958 |
| 125022 | Fire a missile at him | 62958 |
| 128671 | Left! | 64725 |
| 128673 | And thus, you die. As if you had a choice at this point. | 64726 |
| 128677 | 50 for 5. She can get fifty pizzas for five dollars each. | 64728 |
| 130063 | "eh....". You fail to say anything rational. | 65416 |
| 130064 | "I would like a ham and tomato sandwich and some black coffee please"...*gulp* | 65416 |
| 130065 | Dick Dale's Miserlou suddenly kicks in inside your head. You grab the girl by the waist with your right hand and gently lay your left one on her neck. You kiss her passionately while not losing sight of her big, blue eyes. | 65416 |
| 130066 | "The strongest beer you've got and a box of cigarettes, thank you" | 65416 |
| 131390 | Refuse to take any drugs. You're not into that. | 66111 |
| 131391 | Walk away. | 66111 |
| 131393 | No | 66112 |
| 132319 | Stoobing? WTF? | 66692 |
| 132320 | Alaska! The freak state! | 66692 |
| 132321 | Hawaii! The Other, non-connected, freak state! | 66692 |
| 132322 | Vending machines! | 66692 |
| 132323 | Franc! the naked wimps country | 66692 |
| 132324 | Eat the lettuce! Hey, iis that a secret message? | 66693 |
| 132325 | Climb the table to the opening in the sky! | 66693 |
| 132327 | O.O! Elephant! | 66693 |
| 132328 | Approach a very large jungle! | 66693 |
| 132329 | Cool! | 66694 |
| 132360 | "I, um, hate your stinkin guts!" and walk out of the house never to see them again. | 66710 |
| 132361 | You can't get it out, and so you make up a story about your lottery ticket and then leave | 66710 |
| 132362 | You ask her/him to spot you the money | 66711 |
| 132363 | You think about asking for the money, but decide you wouldn't want to take charity from a girl who just stomped on your heart. | 66711 |
| 132364 | You don't have to ask because, although your bf/gf is a bit slow at making connections, they are extremely generous (and it was their cousin who burned their cornea that she was sitting and talking to anyway.) | 66711 |
| 132365 | Before you can say anything, they pipe up with "... and I invested it all in Starbucks stock" | 66711 |
| 133554 | Dont get distracted! Remember what your mission is.. Hot, steamy, forced sex! | 67360 |
| 133555 | Sorry, narrator sir! I guess i'll just go look around then... | 67361 |
| 133556 | Hey, screw you pal! This is MY adventure, I'll do what I want! | 67361 |
| 133679 | Go join the circus. | 67456 |
| 133681 | Run away! | 67457 |
| 133682 | Ask them if you can join up. | 67457 |
| 133684 | Pull out your light saber. | 67458 |
| 133685 | You meet a giant teddy bear. | 67459 |
| 133686 | You wind up in the hall of infinite doors. | 67459 |
| 133687 | You meet a genie who is also a professional basketball player. | 67459 |
| 133902 | Go on a quest to find more talking mice. | 67597 |
| 133903 | Finish cleaning up the kitchen. There's guts everywhere. | 67597 |
| 133908 | a yo-yo. | 67599 |
| 133909 | a big ole diamond. | 67599 |
| 133914 | gets up and assumes a fighting stance particular to the Crane Style. | 67601 |
| 133916 | come up with a plan to break out of prison. | 67610 |
| 133917 | start a rock band with some other prisoners. | 67610 |
| 133918 | learn how to juggle. | 67610 |
| 133923 | Dirty Dave | 67613 |
| 133924 | Tasty Ted | 67613 |
| 133925 | Can-o-peas Larry | 67613 |
| 133926 | Big Stinkin Pile o' Crap Ichobad | 67613 |
| 133928 | Finish her! | 67614 |
| 133929 | Bust through the elevator roof and climb into the shaft. | 67614 |
| 133931 | Go to the county fair. | 67615 |
| 133932 | Slap her and tell her, "No! Bad girlfriend!" | 67615 |
| 133933 | Start reading the book. | 67616 |
| 133934 | Shoot the book. You've still got a gun, after all. | 67616 |
| 134509 | Kill urself | 67937 |
| 134510 | Kill Yourself | 67937 |
| 134511 | Commit suicide | 67937 |
| 134512 | COMMIT HARRY KARRY | 67937 |
| 134514 | eat the crab person | 67939 |
| 134518 | Use your jedi mind trick power. | 67941 |
| 134519 | Go back into the building and masturbate on the dead body's (necrofiliac) | 67942 |
| 134522 | go get guns | 67944 |
| 134576 | Know, i mean, Knock em all over, | 67966 |
| 134577 | RUN FOR YOUR POOPERS! | 67966 |
| 134832 | Open fire with your strongest weapons | 68108 |
| 134833 | Insult your boss, at least you can go out with style! | 68108 |
| 134834 | Work on a bunch of spreadsheets | 68109 |
| 134835 | Look at porn | 68109 |
| 134836 | Play Flash games | 68109 |
| 134839 | Wait where you are | 68110 |
| 134840 | Run away | 68110 |
| 134842 | Celebrate your new friendship by asking to play basketball with the zombies | 68111 |
| 134843 | Pretend not to hear what the zombie said and keep killing zombies | 68111 |
| 134844 | Seek out the ISS | 68112 |
| 134846 | Go to the sun | 68112 |
| 134847 | Return to Earth | 68112 |
| 134848 | Exit the elevator | 68114 |
| 134849 | Go to the ground floor | 68114 |
| 134850 | Go to the roof | 68114 |
| 134879 | Start singing | 68129 |
| 134880 | Wait | 68129 |
| 134931 | Ask your boss if this place is safe | 68152 |
| 134932 | Demand to get a way out | 68152 |
| 134934 | IT'S VERBAL ABUSE TIME! | 68153 |
| 134935 | It's acting like he isn't there time! | 68153 |
| 134936 | It's trying to become friends with him time! | 68153 |
| 134937 | Run through the front door, past the cops | 68154 |
| 134938 | Throw your mother at the cops | 68154 |
| 134939 | Steal various stuff from the store | 68154 |
| 134940 | Steal equipment from the cops | 68154 |
| 134941 | Gets up and leaves | 68155 |
| 134942 | Gets up and starts punching you | 68155 |
| 134943 | Starts singing | 68155 |
| 134945 | Kill all the people | 68156 |
| 134947 | Leave | 68156 |
| 134948 | Leave the room | 68157 |
| 134951 | Kill them all | 68158 |
| 134952 | Leave the room | 68158 |
| 135758 | Stop laughing have some chocolate with your boss | 68519 |
| 135759 | Stop laughing and go on to killing your boss for real | 68519 |
| 135760 | Just continue laughing | 68519 |
| 137474 | stroll down the street, whistling a cheerful tune. | 69148 |
| 137475 | Go fight the Master Hand. | 69148 |
| 137476 | Gladly accept the lemonade. | 69149 |
| 137477 | Shout, "Are you saying you want a CHALLENGE?!" | 69149 |
| 137478 | Tell them to mind their own business. | 69151 |
| 137479 | Fly away. | 69151 |
| 137480 | Continue the story. | 69151 |
| 137489 | Future, homes! | 69154 |
| 137490 | Past, suckah love! | 69154 |
| 137744 | No | 69246 |
| 137745 | Yes | 69247 |
| 137748 | Just keep walking. You're tired of killing people by now. | 69250 |
| 137749 | Go play laser tag! | 69254 |
| 137750 | Keep driving. | 69254 |
| 137937 | Pick the fireworks up | 69347 |
| 137938 | Leave them, look around more. | 69347 |
| 138106 | Save the children of the world | 69392 |
| 138107 | Not (Kill the world's children) | 69392 |
| 138901 | Start shouting at them. | 69805 |
| 138902 | Say, "That's my momma!" | 69805 |
| 138903 | Time to leave the building. | 69806 |
| 138904 | Stay in the building. You'll take on anything the police force can throw at you! | 69806 |
| 139717 | Laugh at the zebra and make fun of it. | 70189 |
| 142525 | Get choked | 71822 |
| 142526 | Save yourself | 71822 |
| 143329 | baker | 72295 |
| 143330 | fireman | 72295 |
| 143331 | butcer | 72295 |
| 145456 | Run away as fast as you can...because your next. | 73654 |
| 145457 | Leave me to die. | 73654 |
| 145458 | Fuck you Bitch | 73654 |
| 145557 | Throw the pot of hot coffee in his face | 73729 |
| 145558 | Step out of the way at the last minute and trip him | 73729 |
| 145559 | Hold your ground | 73729 |
| 145955 | Sell it at a yard sale. | 73944 |
| 146286 | yeti (his pockets are magic and he can pull all sorts of amazing things, just like that chick Mary Poppins) | 74179 |
| 146288 | harmonica (noooooo!) | 74179 |
| 146290 | pull a cake out of your magic pocket and ask if he'd like to cut it | 74180 |
| 146887 | Super Mario 64 | 74520 |
| 146888 | Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass | 74520 |
| 146889 | Halo 3 | 74520 |
| 146890 | Guitar Hero III - Legends of Rock | 74520 |
| 146891 | Dora's Princess Adventure | 74520 |
| 146978 | Take a nap | 74548 |
| 146979 | Start Walking | 74548 |
| 146980 | Call someone on your cellohone | 74548 |
| 148156 | go home | 75101 |
| 148158 | karate chop him | 75102 |
| 148159 | run like a baby | 75102 |
| 148181 | shoot | 75126 |
| 148182 | say "just kidding" | 75126 |
| 148824 | Go to the ER! | 75497 |
| 149670 | Accept your confinement | 76026 |
| 149671 | Imagine yourself as being in a happy fantasy world | 76026 |
| 149672 | Conduct an ingenious escape plan | 76026 |
| 149673 | Demand to know why that worker didn't report this horrible incident involving your favourite worker immediately | 76027 |
| 149674 | Laugh at the protagonist and draw penises on his face | 76027 |
| 149675 | Walk away, just walk away | 76027 |
| 149676 | Go to the kitchen | 76028 |
| 149677 | Go to the office boiler room | 76028 |
| 149678 | Go find that crazy-prepared guy's cubicle, he probably has a flamethrower or something | 76028 |
| 149679 | Eat the pie cold. | 76028 |
| 149680 | Give up your alien hunt | 76029 |
| 149681 | Go to sleep | 76029 |
| 149682 | Keep waiting | 76029 |
| 149683 | Decide to not waste your ammo on something that doesn't exist and just start building a fortress incase you have to fight the US army some day | 76029 |
| 149685 | End your prayer with "Nah, just kidding, I don't believe in you" | 76030 |
| 149686 | Attempt to complain about how vampires suck the blood in peoples' necks, not zombies | 76031 |
| 149688 | RESIST, RESIST! | 76031 |
| 149689 | You have the size and you have the razor sharp teeth. Bite them until they shut up! | 76032 |
| 149690 | Walk away, still pissed off, but not enough to destroy the earth. | 76032 |
| 149691 | Retreat and whine about how you can't have a good in joke story on this website without a bunch of people saying it's shit without getting the jokes. | 76032 |
| 149693 | Pull out your backup revolver from a drawer in your cubicle | 76033 |
| 149694 | Look at straight porn and tell everyone that you are doing so, THAT will make them realise how heterosexual you are! | 76033 |
| 149695 | Get in an elevator to go to the top floor, with the intent of jumping off the roof of the office | 76033 |
| 150022 | Float away! | 76222 |
| 150023 | Float towards the space station | 76222 |
| 150024 | Float towards the planet | 76222 |
| 150025 | Kamikaze charge the police! | 76223 |
| 150026 | Resign to your fate | 76223 |
| 150027 | Run away! | 76223 |
| 150028 | Search for a water source | 76223 |
| 150029 | Attempt to discover how you trigger your FUCKING AWESOME explosion powers | 76224 |
| 150030 | Break down and start crying | 76224 |
| 150032 | Force yourself upon him | 76226 |
| 150033 | Shank him | 76226 |
| 150034 | Hit him repeatedly with your lead pipe | 76226 |
| 150172 | go to the doctor...but you've done acid... | 76314 |
| 150176 | see another human who looks oddly like you | 76316 |
| 150177 | buy a pack of chips | 76316 |
| 150178 | latch onto her neck, deciding this could be a decent life | 76317 |
| 150179 | are offended and start crying | 76317 |
| 150213 | Shoot him | 76329 |
| 150214 | Eat Krabby Patties with him | 76329 |
| 150215 | Use him to clean your house | 76329 |
| 150216 | Ask him to take you to Bikini Bottom | 76329 |
| 150228 | Jump off | 76338 |
| 150229 | Stay on the car for a while | 76338 |
| 150230 | Try to steal the car | 76338 |
| 150231 | Kill the car's driver | 76338 |
| 152698 | Try to find a working phone. | 77674 |
| 152699 | Run to the police. | 77674 |
| 152700 | Try to track the killer. | 77674 |
| 152731 | Keep washing stuff. | 77687 |
| 152732 | Make an escape! | 77687 |
| 152733 | Follow the cop. | 77687 |
| 152734 | Slow down and let them get in. | 77688 |
| 152735 | Slow down, but when they get close, pull out again. Repeat. | 77688 |
| 152736 | Ignore them. | 77688 |
| 152737 | Go into reverse and run them over! | 77688 |
| 153022 | Succumb to Faith | 77846 |
| 153023 | Run Away - They took the Handcuffs off. | 77846 |
| 153492 | Call the police and report it. | 78019 |
| 153493 | Chase after her with your bike. | 78019 |
| 153494 | Just let it be. | 78019 |
| 153498 | If you want your stuff back, meet me at the warehouse at 3:00 a.m. | 78021 |
| 153499 | Why can't I have you? | 78021 |
| 154340 | Ask him what he is doing here | 78522 |
| 154341 | Buy him a drink | 78522 |
| 154342 | In Europe! | 78523 |
| 154344 | Crashed on the side of a road. | 78523 |
| 154346 | Walk to the nearest city...TO BECOME A SUPER HERO! | 78524 |
| 154348 | Have a nice cry... | 78524 |
| 154350 | Go to the nearest city and tell others of your ideas. | 78525 |
| 154351 | Think longer and harder. | 78525 |
| 154352 | Have a conversation with yourself and find out what works for you! | 78525 |
| 154353 | Look for a job. | 78526 |
| 154354 | Try to remeber your past life. | 78526 |
| 154355 | Become a gangster. | 78526 |
| 154356 | Run for town mayor. | 78526 |
| 154375 | At the other university. | 78537 |
| 154376 | At the Preschool. | 78537 |
| 154378 | Ask him to come with you. | 78538 |
| 154379 | Steal his cash. | 78538 |
| 154380 | PLAY BASKETBALL WITH HIM! | 78538 |
| 154381 | Apologize. | 78539 |
| 154382 | Start crying. | 78539 |
| 154384 | Sing a rock song! | 78539 |
| 154385 | Go back to sleep. | 78540 |
| 154386 | Go back to sleeP..... | 78540 |
| 154387 | GO back to sleep... | 78540 |
| 154388 | Go back to slEEp.. | 78540 |
| 154389 | DON'T go back to sleep. | 78540 |
| 154572 | Help Summer Glau start a new film industry on Proxima | 78643 |
| 154573 | Decline | 78643 |
| 154624 | Take the ladies wallet and run | 78673 |
| 154625 | Pull out your cellphone and call 911 | 78673 |
| 154654 | 1 | 78689 |
| 154655 | 2 | 78689 |
| 154656 | 3 | 78689 |
| 154657 | 4 | 78689 |
| 154658 | I DECLARE A THUMB WAR | 78689 |
| 154766 | If he listens | 78727 |
| 156312 | do you surrender? | 79449 |
| 156313 | do u die shooting and cursing? | 79449 |
| 156316 | u kill the homeless guy for the hell of it | 79450 |
| 156386 | pull out your pistol and shoot everyone in sight | 79503 |
| 157941 | Stay in the Locker Room | 80367 |
| 157943 | Pretend to be a ghost and scare people around town | 80367 |
| 157944 | Rob some banks | 80367 |
| 157945 | Take a Shower | 80367 |
| 158207 | </ol> | 80480 |
| 158353 | So, you wanna go out? | 80563 |
| 158354 | Say nothing | 80563 |
| 158363 | Pelt her with troll dolls | 80569 |
| 158364 | Bash her with fire extinguisher | 80569 |
| 158365 | Take her on mixed martial arts style | 80569 |
| 158366 | Steal her car while she is looking for you | 80569 |
| 158773 | kick out window | 80741 |
| 158774 | plead with secret service | 80741 |
| 158775 | steal car | 80741 |
| 158776 | go quietly | 80741 |
| 159597 | Ecto-1 | 81203 |
| 159643 | Go into a dive and hope to lose him | 81234 |
| 159644 | take him out | 81234 |
| 159959 | You start running at the bear with huge rage in your eyes | 81411 |
| 159960 | You think about sense of life... | 81411 |
| 159961 | You run outside screaming "I got a bear in my house!!" | 81411 |
| 159962 | You answers "Yes!! I've been waiting for this moment for whole my life!" | 81414 |
| 159963 | You kick him in his crotch. | 81414 |
| 159964 | You start yelling "Zombie!!!" pointing at the random direction. | 81414 |
| 159965 | Kick him so hard he will forget his name. | 81415 |
| 159966 | Start running at the zombie trying to eat him. | 81415 |
| 159969 | Yell "Yo Cool J! Whatup?" and try to breakdance with him. | 81419 |
| 159970 | Look around and notice that there is Mario and his borther playing PS3. | 81419 |
| 159971 | Hit your head into not existing wall. | 81419 |
| 161262 | You run away and try to leave the country. | 82156 |
| 161325 | Run all the way home naked and get in the shower | 82210 |
| 161326 | Go to work all naked. | 82210 |
| 161327 | Take a shower in your boss's bathroom | 82210 |
| 161451 | after that continue fucking them | 82272 |
| 161452 | murder them | 82272 |
| 161453 | go to your old girlfriends house and blow it up | 82272 |
| 161454 | do suicide | 82272 |
| 161455 | do thr robot | 82272 |
| 162075 | Head to the grocery to get some of that good coffee mix! | 82588 |
| 162076 | Head to the market to learn how to grow coffee yourself! | 82588 |
| 162077 | Head to the airport to travel to South America, land of coffee! | 82588 |
| 162551 | "No" | 82923 |
| 162552 | "Meh" | 82923 |
| 162553 | "Okay" | 82923 |
| 162555 | Formulate an ingenious plan to escape prison | 82924 |
| 162556 | Formulate an ingenious plan to kill Bubba | 82924 |
| 162557 | Formulate an ingenious plan to make a bra bomb to ruin that mean old Dean's day | 82924 |
| 162655 | Go back to your house and prepare for war. | 82994 |
| 162656 | Go visit your friend, Kazuya Sudikawa, You have always been able to depend upon him in times of trouble. | 82994 |
| 162657 | Go see your uncle, 5 Star General Robert Davidson, His help may just come in handy | 82994 |
| 162658 | Take a trip to see the Mad Scientist living in the big spooky mansion near the edge of town. | 82994 |
| 162659 | Drop by a newly opened Dojo near an abandoned building. | 82994 |
| 162725 | You decide to follow him and hear what the boss has to say. You could use a little excitement in your life anyway. | 83052 |
| 163640 | Angrily toss the book at his car. | 83458 |
| 163641 | Shoot a tire with your gun to stop him. | 83458 |
| 163642 | Toss the knife at his window. | 83458 |
| 163643 | Get in your convertible and start shooting at him. | 83458 |
| 163645 | Explain to him that you're trying to protect yourself. | 83459 |
| 163646 | Tell him it's none of his business and shut the door in his face. | 83459 |
| 163647 | Grab his body and bring it inside. | 83460 |
| 163649 | Chuck his dead body at the police. | 83460 |
| 163650 | Get in your car and drive away. | 83460 |
| 163651 | Run inside! | 83460 |
| 164835 | Freak out and run in a random direction. | 84049 |
| 164836 | Calmly sit down and try to understand your situation. | 84049 |
| 164837 | Shoot him in the ass again. | 84050 |
| 164838 | Just keep laughing. | 84050 |
| 165773 | Give in to the temptation and pass out. | 84543 |
| 166336 | piss on his corpse | 84893 |
| 166337 | cry | 84893 |
| 166338 | leave | 84893 |
| 168045 | hurry and up strap yourself then run | 85888 |
| 168046 | stay put and be sacraficed | 85888 |
| 168558 | You just stare at them, mouth wide open | 86172 |
| 168559 | you demand to know whats going on | 86172 |
| 168560 | you laugh out loud | 86172 |
| 168562 | you faint | 86172 |
| 168888 | screw it | 86336 |
| 170316 | Take the elevator back down. | 87078 |
| 170317 | Finish them off? | 87079 |
| 170318 | Go and do something else? | 87079 |
| 170319 | Go home. | 87080 |
| 170320 | Cry. | 87080 |
| 170321 | Die. | 87080 |
| 170322 | Shut up. | 87081 |
| 170323 | Continue. | 87081 |
| 172770 | Punch Him | 88439 |
| 172771 | Kick Him | 88439 |
| 172772 | Knee Him In The Face | 88439 |
| 172773 | Get Him In A Headlock | 88439 |
| 173728 | Kick Him | 88922 |
| 173729 | Make Him Do It | 88922 |
| 173821 | Aim for the police officers heads | 88986 |
| 173822 | Aim for the police officers hands | 88986 |
| 173823 | Aim at a police car | 88986 |
| 173824 | Hide in a bush | 88987 |
| 173825 | Run around pantsless | 88987 |
| 173826 | Walk through the park like nothing happened. | 88987 |
| 173827 | Climb the tree to retrieve pants | 88987 |
| 173828 | Run back to bums to steal a pair of pants | 88987 |
| 173831 | Say you are sorry and it will not happen again. | 88989 |
| 173833 | Have your pet puppy climb out of the trunk and maul him | 88989 |
| 173834 | Comply. | 88990 |
| 173835 | Say - no. | 88990 |
| 173836 | Floor it. | 88990 |
| 173837 | Slam it into reverse. | 88990 |
| 173838 | Go back inside and find your keys | 88991 |
| 173839 | Go back inside and call 911 | 88991 |
| 173840 | Escape on foot | 88991 |
| 174146 | Hide The Body And The Gun | 89212 |
| 174147 | Continue Showering | 89212 |
| 174148 | Go Downstairs And Shoot Your Friend | 89212 |
| 174149 | End The Story Because Your Bored | 89212 |
| 174151 | Get Bailed Out | 89213 |
| 174152 | Kill Yourself | 89213 |
| 174153 | Disable The Bed And Grab A Metal Pole | 89215 |
| 174154 | Wait For Dinner Then Kill The Guard And Let Hell Brake Loose | 89215 |
| 175330 | peck her really quick praying that no one saw.. | 89845 |
| 175331 | grab her gently by the neck and kiss her slowly not caring who sees.. | 89845 |
| 175332 | lean away and remind her how she would want to be the office whore.. | 89845 |
| 175333 | smack her in the face! | 89845 |
| 175334 | tell her your gay!! | 89845 |
| 175982 | SLAAVES!! Build me a Kingdom!! >:D | 90146 |
| 175983 | A Kingdom? More like a City! :D | 90146 |
| 175985 | Actually..host a party | 90146 |
| 175986 | Kill my slaves for not building the Palace to my satisfaction | 90146 |
| 175987 | Go to the jungle. | 90147 |
| 175988 | Import some heavy weaponry and go to other islands and slaughter everyone that lives on them. | 90147 |
| 175989 | Jump up and down with all my might | 90147 |
| 176265 | "Boyfriend? Baby, you need a 'MAN'-friend." | 90286 |
| 176271 | Yeah, Baby! | 90292 |
| 176272 | (Someone else take over. I'm bored now.) | 90294 |
| 176277 | Wow, I made you come with just my hand. Imagine how I will make you come with my whole body, tonight. | 90300 |
| 176683 | Drink more serum. | 90492 |
| 176684 | Take a nap. | 90492 |
| 176685 | Get rid of your ex's body. | 90492 |
| 178386 | Escape Already.. | 91479 |
| 178389 | Man. Stay here. It's better..right? | 91480 |
| 178390 | Get him some Kool-Aid. | 91481 |
| 178391 | Give him the Strawberry Kool-Aid | 91481 |
| 178392 | Let him die, because I love watching my closest friends suffer! >:D | 91481 |
| 178395 | Kill her for biting your penis. | 91482 |
| 178396 | Left | 91483 |
| 178397 | Right | 91483 |
| 178398 | Enslave the people of the city | 91484 |
| 178399 | The city will be unrecognizeable. That's a promise. *Hint* *Hint* | 91484 |
| 178400 | Whip everyone in the building and terminate them! | 91484 |
| 178401 | Jump out of the window knowing that I cannot die! :D | 91484 |
| 179192 | Forget the car, there are more people in that club! | 91819 |
| 179193 | Go to another street to punish more criminal bitches. | 91819 |
| 179194 | Return home | 91819 |
| 179195 | Become a local Vigilante citizen. | 91819 |
| 179196 | Become a cop | 91819 |
| 179197 | Grab some heavy weaponry and battle it out against their kitchen knives and pistols. | 91820 |
| 179198 | Convince them you're no threat | 91820 |
| 179199 | Attack them in hand-to-hand combat with all the disciples you can find. | 91820 |
| 179202 | Terminate everyone! | 91821 |
| 179203 | Jump out of the window | 91821 |
| 179204 | Call the cops | 91821 |
| 179205 | Decide to leave | 91821 |
| 179207 | His home. | 91822 |
| 179208 | A warehouse | 91822 |
| 179209 | A bar. | 91822 |
| 179210 | Inside the car | 91822 |
| 179211 | In a dark alleyway. | 91822 |
| 179535 | Slappy Seal will carry you across the waters. | 91970 |
| 179536 | Head to the nearest shipyard and take some kind of boat or block of ice. | 91970 |
| 179537 | Walk all the way to America because that's the 'smartest' way according to you. | 91970 |
| 179538 | Re-think my choice (loop back to last room) | 91970 |
| 179539 | Pay up. | 91971 |
| 179540 | Silence her. | 91971 |
| 179541 | Just run | 91971 |
| 179716 | Web every guard in sight. | 92044 |
| 179717 | Use the guard's clothing as a disguise. | 92044 |
| 179718 | Go back in the cell and break the bars of the window. | 92044 |
| 179719 | Steal a guards gun and tear this place apart | 92044 |
| 179722 | Just keep sprinting across the roof. | 92045 |
| 179723 | Make your descent down the roof | 92045 |
| 179724 | Let him take you captive, or just do as he wishes. | 92045 |
| 179725 | ..beat him | 92046 |
| 179726 | ..Throw him out of the bin | 92046 |
| 179727 | ..Run. | 92046 |
| 179728 | ..take his gun | 92046 |
| 179729 | Your boss calls | 92047 |
| 179730 | You eat your pizza | 92047 |
| 179731 | You randomly fall out of your window | 92047 |
| 179732 | Someone breaks into your home | 92047 |
| 179736 | Tell your boss to stuff it and slam the door in his face | 92049 |
| 179737 | Kill him | 92049 |
| 179738 | Pretend that you're ill | 92049 |
| 179739 | Go to work | 92050 |
| 179740 | Tell your boss to stuff it and slam the door in his face | 92050 |
| 179741 | Kill him | 92050 |
| 179742 | Pretend that you're ill | 92050 |
| 179871 | Continue to run | 92109 |
| 179872 | Jump off the roof | 92109 |
| 179873 | Climb off the roof | 92109 |
| 179874 | Dive into the portal that wan't explained in the above text | 92109 |
| 179876 | Work even harder! | 92110 |
| 179877 | Watching pornography on full volume. | 92110 |
| 179878 | Playing arcade games on the computer. | 92110 |
| 179879 | Sabotaging people's computers | 92110 |
| 179880 | Break out your assual rifle! | 92110 |
| 180029 | Ask the Bums | 92183 |
| 180030 | Search through files of police records. | 92183 |
| 180031 | Hit tv, (finagle) and find a way of luring the man into a trap using very tempting things he cannot refuse! | 92183 |
| 180032 | ...Insidiously Terminate them. | 92184 |
| 180033 | ...Warn them to run | 92184 |
| 180034 | ...Take flight to the skies above. | 92184 |
| 180035 | ...Laugh at their puny uneffective weapons. | 92184 |
| 180070 | Retreat to the base. | 92196 |
| 180071 | Attempt to become ruler of all children. | 92196 |
| 180072 | Attempt to Build a Kingdom | 92196 |
| 180073 | Attempt to wreck havoc upon the city | 92196 |
| 180074 | Right is right | 92197 |
| 180075 | Left is right | 92197 |
| 180076 | Backwards | 92197 |
| 180077 | Climb up the chain which he isn't sawing off | 92198 |
| 180078 | Use your charm to convince Wally not to kill you | 92198 |
| 180079 | Warn Wally of the misery and guilt he will feel after killing you | 92198 |
| 180080 | Jump! | 92198 |
| 180081 | Announce your victory to the Mayor. | 92199 |
| 180082 | Wait..the old man says it's 1945..ask the old man what month it is just in case Hitler's still around | 92199 |
| 180083 | Create a paradox which will change the future forever | 92199 |
| 180084 | Hunt for some Nazis | 92199 |
| 180085 | Tell him he's your pet | 92200 |
| 180086 | Tell him you've been permitted to keep the lion because you're his tamer | 92200 |
| 180087 | Kill him and let Leo eat him | 92200 |
| 180088 | Adam | 92201 |
| 180089 | Butch | 92201 |
| 180090 | Sally | 92201 |
| 180091 | Zach | 92201 |
| 180092 | Eddie | 92201 |
| 180096 | Continue to dance! | 92203 |
| 180098 | I believe I can fly.... | 92203 |
| 180251 | Dodge to the left | 92264 |
| 180252 | Dodge to the right | 92264 |
| 180253 | Duck | 92264 |
| 180468 | Spray some bullets around | 92352 |
| 180469 | Try to find the door that leads into your Dimension | 92352 |
| 180470 | Leave the Graveyard | 92352 |
| 180471 | To ask God to add you on Facebook | 92353 |
| 180472 | To ask God for riches beyond wealth. | 92353 |
| 180473 | To attempt to get out of this sewage! | 92353 |
| 180474 | To ask God to take you back home | 92353 |
| 180476 | Ask the figure at the end what it is trying to do | 92354 |
| 180477 | Continue to skip through the fire | 92354 |
| 180478 | Play with your gangly part | 92354 |
| 180479 | Hop into the fire beside you | 92354 |
| 180480 | Proceed through the Gates of Hell. | 92355 |
| 180481 | Go back on the pathway | 92355 |
| 180482 | Pray to God in a hope that he saves you from this Madness. | 92355 |
| 180484 | With the use of hostages threaten that you'll kill them if the police enter this room. | 92356 |
| 180486 | They can't capture you if you're dead. *Hint* *Hint* | 92356 |
| 180488 | He whispered to you the location of the secret elevator. | 92357 |
| 180489 | "Use the Force..." | 92357 |
| 180490 | "You wanna be...butt-raped..?" | 92357 |
| 180491 | Give up | 92358 |
| 180492 | I will never give in! | 92358 |
| 180898 | Throw a tantrum | 92541 |
| 180899 | Persist to ask | 92541 |
| 180900 | Wait. | 92541 |
| 180901 | Throw a tantrum | 92542 |
| 180902 | Persist to attempt to open the door | 92542 |
| 180903 | Ask where you are | 92542 |
| 180904 | Give in. | 92542 |
| 181104 | Go back to your apartment | 92593 |
| 181105 | Chase after the criminal | 92593 |
| 181106 | Attempt to Break-up Louis and Bruce | 92593 |
| 181110 | Keep going foward | 92595 |
| 181112 | Left | 92596 |
| 181113 | Right | 92596 |
| 181115 | Foward | 92596 |
| 182180 | Lick your sperm off the women | 93074 |
| 182182 | go eat ice cream | 93074 |
| 182183 | Jerk Off | 93075 |
| 182185 | Get up and dump on the floor | 93075 |
| 182186 | Go to the hot women and dump on her boobs | 93075 |
| 182300 | Stop annoying him, it's time to leave! | 93119 |
| 182302 | Agree | 93120 |
| 182303 | Disagree | 93120 |
| 182304 | Just stare directly into her beautiful eyes... | 93120 |
| 182677 | Go higher, then release him. | 93284 |
| 182678 | Choke him | 93284 |
| 182680 | Take him to the local police-station. | 93284 |
| 182681 | Return home | 93285 |