Another Monday Morning
Despite that it's a cop, it was pretty good. You look around for someone else.
Spotting this nice little intern you know from work, you sneak up on her, jump out screaming "OOGAWARGHBOORAAAAAAAAA!!!", trusting on your blood-soaked battle-worn appearance to frighten her into shock. Which it does, at which you grab her shoulders and clamp down on her neck.
The next little while passes in a warm blur, which you are only awakened from by realizing the girl is dead, and the blood is flowing sluggish and weak.
And you're almost craving more.
Spotting this nice little intern you know from work, you sneak up on her, jump out screaming "OOGAWARGHBOORAAAAAAAAA!!!", trusting on your blood-soaked battle-worn appearance to frighten her into shock. Which it does, at which you grab her shoulders and clamp down on her neck.
The next little while passes in a warm blur, which you are only awakened from by realizing the girl is dead, and the blood is flowing sluggish and weak.
And you're almost craving more.