Another Monday Morning
You run down the street, blood still flowing out of your mouth, your clothes stained red. You finally see someone else. It's a very pale, middle-aged man with snow-white hair. He's wearing a cape. Without hesitating, you jump on his back and clamp your teeth down into his neck.
"What the-" the man shouts, whirling around and trying to get you off of his back. You tenaciously cling to the man and drink his blood deeply. Even though you didn't like drinking blood at first, you're really starting to enjoy it. Having satisfied your thirst, you leap off of the man's back, landing on the ground in a crouched position a few yards away.
"Hahahaha!" you cackle with a wicked grin at the stunned man, who is looking at you in wonder. "I'm a vampire!"
"No you're not," the white-haired man says, still looking very confused. "I'm a vampire! See these fangs?" he says opening his mouth wide and pointing at a large, pointy fang. "I have fangs! You don't even have fangs!" You start feel your own teeth with your fingers.
"Yeah, what about these then?" You retort pointing at your teeth.
"Those are canines," The man says.
"Dang," you say. You both remain in silence for a moment.
"I can't say that I've ever seen this happen," the vampire finally says. "I've never even heard of a human drinking the blood of a vampire. It's actually quite ironic," he says with a chuckle. You look at him with a raised eybrow, still in your crouched position. "If a vampire drinks a human's blood, the human can become a vampire," he continues. "I wonder what happens when it's the other way around..."
Even while the vampire is still speaking, you start to feel a strange sensation seeping into your body. "Ugh... I don't feel so good," you say, putting your hand to your stomach. "It must be all that blood." The sensation begins to increase in intensity. "Auauuuawrgh!" you cry falling to the ground. You continue to make blood-curdling noises while clutching at your stomach and writhing in pain.
"Well this is interesting," the vampire says satisfactorily.
Eventually the pain begins to subside until it disappears completely.
"Huh," you say sitting up. "I guess it was just really bad heartburn.
"I wouldn't be too sure," says the vampire. "Your hair is white, and you have fangs."
"Wait, really?" you shout, jumping to your feet. "Awesome! You're not pulling my leg, right?"
"Nope. I think you're a vampire."
"Sweet!"
"What the-" the man shouts, whirling around and trying to get you off of his back. You tenaciously cling to the man and drink his blood deeply. Even though you didn't like drinking blood at first, you're really starting to enjoy it. Having satisfied your thirst, you leap off of the man's back, landing on the ground in a crouched position a few yards away.
"Hahahaha!" you cackle with a wicked grin at the stunned man, who is looking at you in wonder. "I'm a vampire!"
"No you're not," the white-haired man says, still looking very confused. "I'm a vampire! See these fangs?" he says opening his mouth wide and pointing at a large, pointy fang. "I have fangs! You don't even have fangs!" You start feel your own teeth with your fingers.
"Yeah, what about these then?" You retort pointing at your teeth.
"Those are canines," The man says.
"Dang," you say. You both remain in silence for a moment.
"I can't say that I've ever seen this happen," the vampire finally says. "I've never even heard of a human drinking the blood of a vampire. It's actually quite ironic," he says with a chuckle. You look at him with a raised eybrow, still in your crouched position. "If a vampire drinks a human's blood, the human can become a vampire," he continues. "I wonder what happens when it's the other way around..."
Even while the vampire is still speaking, you start to feel a strange sensation seeping into your body. "Ugh... I don't feel so good," you say, putting your hand to your stomach. "It must be all that blood." The sensation begins to increase in intensity. "Auauuuawrgh!" you cry falling to the ground. You continue to make blood-curdling noises while clutching at your stomach and writhing in pain.
"Well this is interesting," the vampire says satisfactorily.
Eventually the pain begins to subside until it disappears completely.
"Huh," you say sitting up. "I guess it was just really bad heartburn.
"I wouldn't be too sure," says the vampire. "Your hair is white, and you have fangs."
"Wait, really?" you shout, jumping to your feet. "Awesome! You're not pulling my leg, right?"
"Nope. I think you're a vampire."
"Sweet!"