Another Monday Morning

You hop on with the little man and off you fly above the clouds into the endless horizon. The next day you wake up naked on the sidewalk and see a cop standing above you. "You'd better come with me sicko!" He shouts and before you can respond he throws you into his police car. After going to court you get sentenced to 1 year in prison for indecent exposure. You get a new cell with a big black man. As you arrive he asks you: "Are you da husband or da wife?"