Another Monday Morning

You decide to be a pacifist and leave. God himself comes down from the clouds and scolds you for not slaying the evil clown abominations. He said that a true servant of god always takes any opportunity to kill clowns. Because of your disobedience and cowardice he transforms you into a clown yourself. You have a choice, you can commit suicide and absolve your sins or remain on the earth as a wretched clown.