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Another Monday Morning

You quickly pick up the offending phone, and answer by shouting the worst obscenity tou can think of.
"I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle!" you shout angrily, slamming the phone down in its cradle.
Your rage vented, you decide to do something constructive. You have little to no chance of getting back to sleep. So, now what?