Another Monday Morning

"I'm sorry!" you cry, running circles around the officer. "I'm a complete, raving LUNATIC, and I don't usually do things like this-well, ok, that's not entirely true-but I didn't mean to! You can't blame ME if I forgot to take my medication!"

The cop, however, does not seem to care much about any of this, as he just lies on the ground as though he were in pain or something.

"Hello?" you say, poking him with your finger. "Hello, it's really rude to keep ignoring a person like that, you know!!"

Somehow, it makes it into your strange, twisted mind that the police officer has lost conciousness. This does not bode well.