Another Monday Morning
S/he looks at you and says, "How much?" You tell her/him and s/he says, "I actually just inherited that exact amount from a long lost Aunt that passed away yesterday... what a coincidence..."
You have 4 choices:
- You ask her/him to spot you the money
- You think about asking for the money, but decide you wouldn't want to take charity from a girl who just stomped on your heart.
- You don't have to ask because, although your bf/gf is a bit slow at making connections, they are extremely generous (and it was their cousin who burned their cornea that she was sitting and talking to anyway.)
- Before you can say anything, they pipe up with "... and I invested it all in Starbucks stock"