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Another Monday Morning
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NCPolice55571
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You are SO PISSED OFF that your FUCKING BOSS thinks you are FUCKING IN LOVE WITH HIM! You aren't FUCKING GAY! Everyone just FUCKING THINGS YOU ARE!
You have 3 choices:
Pull out your backup revolver from a drawer in your cubicle
Look at straight porn and tell everyone that you are doing so, THAT will make them realise how heterosexual you are!
Get in an elevator to go to the top floor, with the intent of jumping off the roof of the office
