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Another Monday Morning
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NCPolice55571
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It's long enough...it's straight enough...IT'S GOOD! Right between the uprights!
What now, Adam Vinatieri?
You have 5 choices:
Try to get Vinatieri to return to the Patriots.
Get Padma in bed.
Take steroids and kiss the next person you see.
PUNCH A HOMELESS PERSON IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Climb a house and do a Randy Savage-style elbow drop on a couple of trash barrels.