Another Monday Morning

You run outside of the building and onto the streets, everything is just waiting to see your magnificient new form, however, just as you take a few steps out, donteatpoop, EndMaster and apotheosis run at you while screaming in unison "Lolzors facpunc is teh suckzors, its jokz r bud becuz teh stry os mud fir udiot fsce poncorz, und e relli hat ots trribl apelng und grumerz" unfortunately, your mind has become used to logic and intelligence, causing their idiotic bashing to nearly destroy your brain, you only have seconds to live, the wrong choice, and BOOM! There goes Earth!