Another Monday Morning
Knowing that even their brains will provide sufficient sustenance for your size increase, you leap at donteatpoop and start clawing his face apart. His bashing quickly turns to screaming as you rip apart his face, leaving only several chunks of gore and what you've wanted; a brain to eat. With a quiet tearing sound, you disconnect the brain and shove it into your mouth. It tastes... odd... before you can figure out the taste, the brain is gone and you are suddenly 12 feet tall. "Now I am giant hooray!". Endmaster and Apotheosis still remain, however. They scream in unison "THAT WAS JUST POINTLESS GORE AND WHAT THE FUCK IT WASN'T EVEN VERY WELL DESCRIBED! AND WHAT THE FUCK IS A BLOOD ZERO AND WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SOME KIND OF SPHERE THING!?"
You have 4 choices:
- You have the size and you have the razor sharp teeth. Bite them until they shut up!
- Walk away, still pissed off, but not enough to destroy the earth.
- Retreat and whine about how you can't have a good in joke story on this website without a bunch of people saying it's shit without getting the jokes.
- Complain about how you think I'm making this story too preachy.