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Another Monday Morning

You kick some guy in the face and steal his laptop, log into your Infinite Story account named ThatGuyFromAnotherMondayMorning and write a strongly worded private message to PredatorKing about how he's just insulting people for not letting a community have in jokes.

Then you get hit by a bus.

Predator laughs as he finishes typing this and presses the save room with no choices button.
End Of Story