Another Monday Morning

You look at some pictures and realize you haven't talked to your friends in years. Do you even have friends anymore?

Frantically, you come up with five people who you would consider calling:

Adam-Nerdy guy but very loyal
Butch-The bully who you never got even with
Sally-Your old girlfriend who cheated on you about 4 2/3 times.
Zach-Goth kid who you'd be surprised if he hasn't committed suicide yet.
Eddie-Weird kid who last time you checked, was obsessed with Jello.