Another Monday Morning

You decide to go to the food court to grab a bite to eat. The food court is decorated with a jungle theme, with plastic shrubbery and misters interspersed throughout. Periodically, an elephant or lion roar plays from a hidden loudspeaker. Today, the mall is strangely deserted; though the stores are open, there are surprisingly few people around. Of course, that's to be expected, since the teenagers are all in school and everyone else is home. You practically have the mall to yourself! You gleefully stride up to Zippo's PHATshack, one of the fast food restaurants, and order a salad. When you sit down at one of the tables to eat it, you discover...