Another Monday Morning

The DM says "Woah, woah, woah. You tried to kill us all. You really think I'll let you play?" you aim your pistol at his crotch and say "Would you happen to have a castration fetish?". The man says "Okay, okay". You make a druid character and the DM says "You are in a concrete room and the walls are closing in on you. You can hear the sound of them grinding against eachother. You have no possible chance of escaping."