Another Monday Morning

"Dude, what time is it? I forgot my watch," you ask, grinning widely and showing your teeth in insult. "Maybe it's time for you to take a bath! Or time for you to get a face-lift, liposuction and total makeover? Oh, no! It's time for you to go on a date with your boyfriend!"

You laugh at the guard, who is now fuming with anger.

"No, you know what time it is?" he says, gritting his teeth. "It's time for you to die!!!" He shoots you straight into your head.