Another Monday Morning

As we all know, nothing happens unless you feel like it should happen. Despite the bullet obliterating your cerebral cortex and generally fucking your head up, you manage to stay alive and act like a perfectly normal human. The guard doesn't even get a trial and ends up your cell. Sure, everyone thinks you're a freak and you're still in prison, but at least you've got the perfect chance for revenge.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? >=3