Another Monday Morning
You find files suggesting your boss was a high-ranking vampire in the rankings that vampires know, hiding information inside the database only he could enter from his computer terminal so as to keep it form the world. The agents walk in, guns in hand and congradulate you on finishing off their target.
"What?!" you exclaim.
"It's true. We are CPE agents. That's short for cryptozoological/paranormal,extraterrestrial agents. We specialize in hunting the things that go bump in the night. That man you killed and threw out the window; he was one of the vampires who was going to lead us to Necromnus, their leader. You compromised the mission, and as such I can only give you two options: I blow you away right here or you come with us."
"What?!" you exclaim.
"It's true. We are CPE agents. That's short for cryptozoological/paranormal,extraterrestrial agents. We specialize in hunting the things that go bump in the night. That man you killed and threw out the window; he was one of the vampires who was going to lead us to Necromnus, their leader. You compromised the mission, and as such I can only give you two options: I blow you away right here or you come with us."