Another Monday Morning

"Aaahh! My ass!" the man screams.

"Hehehe..." you chuckle to yourself.

"What the hell, man?!" the guy shouts at you, his eyes nearly popping out of his head.

"You don't look good, man," you say to him shaking your head.

"Why the hell should I look good right now?" he screams. "You just shot me in the ass!"

"Hehehe..." you chuckle, thoroughly amused.

"I'm calling the cops, you bastard!" he shouts.