Another Monday Morning

You arrive in an area completely indescribable, you're seeing objects and colors you didn't even know existed. You move as little as possible, hardly even breathing, worried that this place could kill you in an instant. After what seems like hours, your boss fades into view. Normally this would be very surprising, but in this situation, you would expect a glass of Coca-Cola to turn into a dancing ghost. Your boss walks up to you and says 'Welcome. This is Universe *Clichéd Name*, accessible only to certain people. Our monks had informed your parents about this, but they chased us off, calling us "Pagan atheist homo freaks". Knowing that normally you would never be told this secret by parents, and because we were too lazy to just tell you. We decided to set up a teleporter that had a password only you could guess.'