Another Monday Morning

You leave the Iguana and call the police.

"Hello, This is Downtown PD"
"Yes, I was just bitten by an Iguana."
"Sir, perhaps you should call your doctor."
"Well, you see I'm not sure how the thing got in here- I think someone broke in..."
"Sir, you are saying that someone broke into your house and PUT an iguana in your room."... The operator says in a kind of deadpan.

"Well, yes...wait... I don't feel to good..." you way as you start to get dizzy...

"Sir, are you ok"

"No, I'm feeling really dizzy ... oh.. man my stomack is hurting....woa... help! You say as you suddenlty feel faint and hit the floor. The world goes to black.

.....

You wake up in the hospital. There is nurse looking at your chart.