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Another Monday Morning
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NCPolice55571
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So you are teleported to Charlemagne, Quebec -- the birthplace of Celine Dion. You walk into a local bakery, and try to order a croissant, but the owner doesn't speak a lick of English. He only speaks French.
You have 5 choices:
Go to a bakery where someone speaks English.
Speak more slowly to the man in English.
Pretend to speak in French and hope you say the right thing.
Go to a store that sells an English-French translation guide and come back later.
Kill him.