Another Monday Morning

Okay, you've had your fun...you wake up the next morning in an empty apartment, you look at the wall and theres a calender that says Saturday. *sigh* NO WORK!! Awsome! You look around to at leat try to fiure out where the HECK you are...but you have a headache, (too many drinks last night, i suppose) You find a clock and see that it noon, what do you do now?