Another Monday Morning
You apply for a rather mundane job stuffing envelopes. You never really liked repetitive tasks, but it pays well and leaves you with plenty of free time.
After calling the company, Mailstuffsendz Incorporated, an automated voice informs you that you will recieve your first shipment of envelopes the following week. You can hardly wait; this is almost as exciting as watching your linolium curl!
One week later, the shipment arrives in a large, rectangular cardboard box. It is brown, and is sealed shut with duct tape. Cardboard has always fascinated you, and it was even the topic of your doctoral thesis. That's why you previously had a job at a box company... until, that is, your department was sold to a software company. You wonder why you didn't quit sooner. HQ had even stopped sending you free samples of the latest containers! Oh well. That is all in the past now.
You carefully cut open the box, peeling off the tape. Out spills a huge pile of manilla envelopes, ready for you to stuff. You:
After calling the company, Mailstuffsendz Incorporated, an automated voice informs you that you will recieve your first shipment of envelopes the following week. You can hardly wait; this is almost as exciting as watching your linolium curl!
One week later, the shipment arrives in a large, rectangular cardboard box. It is brown, and is sealed shut with duct tape. Cardboard has always fascinated you, and it was even the topic of your doctoral thesis. That's why you previously had a job at a box company... until, that is, your department was sold to a software company. You wonder why you didn't quit sooner. HQ had even stopped sending you free samples of the latest containers! Oh well. That is all in the past now.
You carefully cut open the box, peeling off the tape. Out spills a huge pile of manilla envelopes, ready for you to stuff. You: