Another Monday Morning

Your boss feels sorry for you.

"Look, are you o.k."

You still are crying.

"Man, I hate it when people cry!" he says

You still cry

"Say, ok I won't call the police." he says

You still cry

"ok,ok, I won't fire you" he says

You keep crying

"Damn it stop! Alright - you can have a raise, and the corner office."

Your tears start slowing...

"There you go - say do you want another week of vacation?"

You stop crying and shake his hand..

"Its a deal!" you say smiling
You get ready to leave and see the gun