Another Monday Morning

You reach into the red underwear you wear with your Superhero outfit, and conveniently retrieve your Cell Phone. You quickly dial the number of the cops, and wait whilst the phone rings. "Hello, this is the Police Department, how may I help you?" "Hey, this is Superman, there's this guy here who's just blown up a whole load of vehicles and is making a getaway, he's wearing a Ski-mask and carrying a briefcase. Hurry up and get here!" You cry.

Not long afterwards, you hear the sound of sirens, and a police vehicle begins to pursue the criminal, who has now stolen another vehicle. You hear from below you, "hey, it's Superman! Why the fuck didn't he just take the criminal down?" You quickly shrug your shoulders, then leave the area.