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Another Monday Morning
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NCPolice55571
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The ringmaster laughs and says, you have a lot of work to do in order to become the fattest man alive. Go start eating and get back to me when you are fat enough. How do you plan on getting fat?
You have 3 choices:
Head to the nearest golden corral and gorge yourself.
Go to a playground and eat small children.
Go to church and eat all the holy wafers.
