Another Monday Morning

You determine that for what it costs to make a movie, you could get a nuclear bomb instead.

So you purchase a nuclear bomb, from Wal-Mart of all places. Turns out they have all the defense contracts in the Costner regime, but they sell nuclear weapons on their website. What a society...

When you detonate the nuclear weapon, it lands right on Kevin Costner's mansion. But he is not home.

It turns out that all nuclear weapons give off a code to show who purchased them. Now you have the entire Costner regime out to get you.