Another Monday Morning

You decide to produce a movie that will star Bryce Dallas Howard, who although being almost 70 now, still looks like she is in her 20's, thanks to the same technology that has allowed Kevin Costner to reach his 90's and still look like he did in "Field of Dreams."

Bryce agrees to be in the movie, on one condition. It turns out she is a vegan, and if you are successful in overthrowing Costner, she wants you to pass laws forbidding the butchering of animals for meat.