Another Monday Morning
"Forget it!" you say. "I like meat and I'm not going to outlaw it." Then you throw a steak at her face.
"I was just kidding," Bryce says, "but since you had the nerve to throw a dead animal at me, I guess I will have to report your little plan to Emperor Costner."
She does. Costner has you executed. However, six hours after your execution, Kevin Costner has a heart attack and dies. Bryce is named as the new Emperor of Earth.
The first law she enacts is legislation requiring kids to throw snowballs at your grave every year.
"I was just kidding," Bryce says, "but since you had the nerve to throw a dead animal at me, I guess I will have to report your little plan to Emperor Costner."
She does. Costner has you executed. However, six hours after your execution, Kevin Costner has a heart attack and dies. Bryce is named as the new Emperor of Earth.
The first law she enacts is legislation requiring kids to throw snowballs at your grave every year.
