The Adventures of George W. Bush

Loose Ends

There are 109 loose ends in this story.

Choice ID Choice Room ID
37371 Jerry Falwell 17722
37433 Milwaukee 17754
37435 Green Bay 17754
37442 Fast Food 17759
37443 Romantic Dinner 17759
37446 Politics 17760
37453 Running all those oil companies into the ground 17765
37462 Thank him for fixing the 2004 Florida election 17769
37467 Insist that he tell his story 17774
37476 Go to the Capitol 17779
37477 Go to the Lincoln Bedroom 17779
37500 Tough it out with Russert 17790
37510 Who ordered the abuse 17796
37512 What was Saddam like? 17797
37513 What did you talk about? 17797
37544 Discuss your marital problems instead 17811
37545 More crack! More crack! 17813
37548 Hide the body 17814
37552 Ignore the protestors 17816
37584 Circumventing the Constitution 17836
37585 Ashcroft's last political race 17836
37587 Cancel the hunting trip 17837
37590 Listen to live bootlegs 17838
37591 Cheap domestic beer 17839
37594 Keep playing 17840
37615 Check out the new voting machines 17849
37621 Attack with American troops 17852
37625 Secret NSA spying on Americans 17856
37629 Talk to Jeb about 2008 election 17859
37630 Go to donor-funded dinner 17859
37635 Contract out ALL military operations 17862
37636 Turn Alaska into a Halliburton-only Oil Drilling Zone 17862
37691 Discuss the 'War On Christmas' 17894
37693 Get right to the interview 17894
37697 Let him beg for his job 17897
38093 Jab 18087
38095 Shot to the body 18087
38097 Play another drinking game 18088
38098 Ask for advice 18091
38131 Democratic Method- Sanction them? Hehehe.... 18102
39160 Go up to the house and investigate 18589
39161 Leave the Clinton residence and party somewhere else 18589
47360 Go walk your dog 22872
49400 Raise Taxes on the Poor 24088
49401 Raise Taxes on the Rich 24088
49402 Better Yet, Tax Relief for the Rich 24088
49403 That was frightening! You stear conversation back to safer topics. 24089
49690 Quit and admit that Al beat you four years ago but you cheated 24243
49854 Apologize and admit Kerry fought and you didn't 24328
49855 Insist and make even more preposterous claims! 24328
49856 Online 24329
50870 Get his phone number and call him. 24859
50871 Kidnap him 24859
50872 Change your mind and say no 24859
52248 Order loyal forces to retake the rebellious areas 25599
52250 Nuke them! NUKE THEM ALL!!! 25599
56604 The man tells you that he has mind-controlled the UN and is threatening to turn them on you! 27872
56611 Threaten to bomb Quebec first. 27874
60535 "South Korea captured my twin daughters!" 29676
60580 Forge a stronger alliance with Kurds and have them do the dirty work. 29701
60588 Rally support to amend the Constitution to prohibit gay marriage 29705
60600 Your comments in that AP story about homosexuality were shocking, even to me. Could you tell me more about that? 29710
60601 Have you ever seen the website spreadingsantorum.com? What's up with that? 29710
60602 What's the story about your miscarried son, Gabriel? 29710
60603 You have six children. Have you ever heard of birth control? 29710
67201 "That's a great observation, Jeff. Do you have any more questions?" 33232
67202 "Haven't I seen you before on that gay escort website I sometimes visit?" 33232
67203 "You seem to be absolutely brilliant. Have you ever considered working for FEMA?" 33232
67205 Jim Axelrod, CBS News 33233
67206 Martha Raddatz, ABC News 33233
67207 "Aren't you supposed to be sitting in the back row?" 33234
67208 Answer the question honestly 33234
67209 Jack Abramoff 33236
67210 Ronnie Earl 33236
67211 Terri Schiavo 33236
67213 Tell the truth 33239
67237 Storm off and throw a fit in the other room. 33257
67238 Keep your cool. This is how daddy gets sometimes. Maybe you two should go golfing today? 33257
67250 Give in to your throbbing biological urges! 33267
67251 Remain strong and steadfast. You're George W Bush. from Texas, not some citified dandy from Boston! 33267
67257 Ask him about Chappaquiddick. 33273
67258 Ask him how the Kennedys always get the babes. 33273
67259 Ask him what kind of shampoo he's been using lately, as he hardly has any dandruff at all! 33273
67344 You might as well stick it out with Jesus 'til the end. 33324
67352 Give in to Rummy. He's an evil man with wicked powers you couldn't even begin to comprehend. 33327
67353 Hide under your desk in the oval office and pray to Jesus! 33329
67354 Hide on your ranch in Crawford! 33329
67355 Hide in your bunker in Camp David and read your Bible. 33329
67357 "Quit smonkin' pot, you stupid hippies!" 33332
67359 "Have you seriously ever heard of deodorant!?" 33332
67360 Press on. Make them little rusty wheels in your devious little brain start turning! 33333
67361 Give up and sulk in the corner. while you suck your thumb 33333
100366 Send in the U.S Navy to...Err...Have a tea party....Sorta'... 50583
106041 Drive throught the crowd. 53635
106042 Hope they go away. 53635
108215 say "never you fiend" 54573
108216 say hes bluffing 54573
109804 apologize 55449
109805 threaten them 55449
109806 call daddy 55449
109807 call jesus 55449
115015 Say "You'll find out" and get back in the bus? 57855
115016 Get back to ice cream, which you got off of when talking about instant stuff 57855
115017 List your accomplishments as President 57855
115018 Ask the person what he would do if he was in the White House 57855
115019 Tell the press you've found evidence of life on another planet 57856
115021 Ask Rove for super technology for your country 57856
115022 Ask Rove to send some superweapon to destroy Iraq 57856
115023 Accuse Rove of kidding you 57856