The Adventures of George W. Bush

Rumsfeld laughs again. "That was all me, baby! I came up with all of the fancy abuse methods they employed over at Abu Ghraib. I'm one creative SOB."

"But when I actually saw the pictures, I had to cover my eyes. It was just terrible! I very much regret what I've done."

You are very upset with the fact that Donald Rumsfeld himself came up with all of these horrible abuse tactics. Will you fire him?