The Adventures of George W. Bush

You ignore Rumsfeld's rudeness and ask him about the prisoner abuse. "Hey Rummy...what exactly happened with the whole Abu Ghraib scandal?"

Rumsfeld looks stern. "I'm under strict orders from Dick Cheney not to tell you everything. I can only talk to you about who ordered the abuse or who thought up the abuse methods. I can't tell you about both."

What to you want to know about?