The Adventures of George W. Bush

Dick grins his evil grin. "George, you know that I'm really in charge here! You don't need advice on decision making. You are only to implement the decisions I make!"

He cackles his develish laugh. It sends chills down your spine.

"As I was saying, George, you need to put into action the ideas that I come up with. I've got two things in mind. You can play president and decide which one we're going to work on today."