The Adventures of George W. Bush

"Excellent choice, George! As you know, I was once the CEO of Halliburton, and very much enjoyed my time there. I was paid well and did my job well. Of course, there was that time that we got investigated by the SEC for fraudulent accounting, but never mind that."

"The good folks at Halliburton do still pay me millions of dollars a year, so I feel the obligation to help get them as much bid-free business as I can. You see, no bidding = no competition = higher profits!!!"

"I have some ideas as to what type of no-bid contract we could offer Halliburton. Which one would you pick?"