The Adventures of George W. Bush

"Hey Jeb, I just want to talk to you about what you did for me in 2000. I mean, I was so nervous during the entire election process. I didn't think you'd be able to pull it off!"

Jeb laughs. "Oh, nonsense. What are brothers for?"

He continues: "Hey, do you want to talk about this next election? I have some *cough* ideas *cough* that I'd like to discuss with you. Or maybe we should just go out to dinner. Some of the best Republican donors have arranged something that I think you are going to enjoy!"