The Adventures of George W. Bush

You've had an axe to grind with Kerry because he's a decorated vet and people go around accusing you of not even taking a physical (you didn't want the doctor to know you had only one testicle!)

So you begin to broadcast your attack on Kerry's record. You say that not only did he not help the Swift Boat soldiers, he aided the enemy! His mother is one of the Vietcong!

Maybe you went a little to far, the public just isn't buying it...