The Adventures of George W. Bush
Jenna says, "I've got a bunch of kegs of Heinekin on ice in the other room. I'll go get one!"
You are concerned that your daughter has access to so much alcohol. Could she have a drinking problem? You ask your other daughter about it.
"Barbara, your sister isn't an alcoholic, is she?"
The lovely brunette replys, "She does drink alot. But it's not anymore than you used to back when we were little!"
That's what you were afraid of.
After that brief moment of doubt, you come back to your senses. Hell, you used to be a total drunk, and now you're President of the United States! And besides, the human liver is the only organ that can regenerate itself.
Your fatherly concerns fade away and you get ready to party. Where the hell is the keg?
It takes a while, but Jenna finally brings the ol' kegger in. By the looks of things, she's already tapped it. Jenna staggers into the room and yells, "Drink up everyone! It's a party!"
You are concerned that your daughter has access to so much alcohol. Could she have a drinking problem? You ask your other daughter about it.
"Barbara, your sister isn't an alcoholic, is she?"
The lovely brunette replys, "She does drink alot. But it's not anymore than you used to back when we were little!"
That's what you were afraid of.
After that brief moment of doubt, you come back to your senses. Hell, you used to be a total drunk, and now you're President of the United States! And besides, the human liver is the only organ that can regenerate itself.
Your fatherly concerns fade away and you get ready to party. Where the hell is the keg?
It takes a while, but Jenna finally brings the ol' kegger in. By the looks of things, she's already tapped it. Jenna staggers into the room and yells, "Drink up everyone! It's a party!"