The Adventures of George W. Bush

You're kind of in the mood to drink beer. It's been a few years since you've pounded back a few, but what would it hurt to get a little sloshed with your daughters?

"I'm in the mood for some beer." you say. "But I'm not sure you girls are old enough to drink."

Jenna sticks out her tongue at you. "Dad, we're over 21 now. We're legal. Plus, we used to drink all the time when we were underage. We're total professionals at drinking now!"

This logic makes a LOT of sense to you. What do you want to drink?