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The Adventures of George W. Bush

"I think I'll go with the Iraqi troops" you decide.

"You THINK? Since when do you do that?" the general laughs.

You simply smile, knowing castration is still a legal form of punishment in Mr. Bush's World. In place of gonads he'll have no-nads.

"Yes, send in the ready and able Iraqi troops."

Well, pardner, it was a good idea to send Muslims to attack the mosque. Shows that you're not against ALL Muslims. But those people aren't trained. They are all killed in one sweep by Al-Sadr's troops. Nice one.

Well, what's up now?