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The Adventures of George W. Bush

You decide to get all the possable iraqs that dont try to rip your head off. It leads to.... 1 woman, 3 children and 0 men. You decide force is the only option in getting more people on your side, but end up getting shot by an angry drunk 13 year old girl.

YOU MESSED UP BIG TIME BUDDY!
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