The Adventures of George W. Bush
And so the great siege of France begins! Yeeeeeeeeeeeee HAW!
With the entire Navy at your disposal, blocking off all of France's ports is no problem at all. And as far as overland trade goes, bombing all of the major roads with the precise missile technology of the 21st Century is as easy as playing a computer game. Of course other European nations protest, but what the Hell are they gonna do!? They're all a bunch of wussy Euro-queers who can't do a damn thing. Well, Britain is a formidable military power, but Tony Blair's nose is so far up your ass you can't even see his toes anymore! You send in ground troops to help secure the great siege, but it is here you meet unexpected resistence. There are a few casualties, especially when surrounding major cities like Paris, but fortunately the military might of the Europeans nations is minuscule.
This act of pure insanity on your part sends the already tense world plunging into complete and utter chaos. India begins an immediate invasion of Pakistan, seeking back land it lost in years long past. It is feared they may deploy their respective nuclear arsenals on one another.
North Korea launches a sudden invasion of the south, and China attacks both Taiwan and Japan with nuclear and conventional weapons. Iran, Egypt, Syria, and Libya launch on assault on Israel. Good job, buckaroo. What are you going to do now?
With the entire Navy at your disposal, blocking off all of France's ports is no problem at all. And as far as overland trade goes, bombing all of the major roads with the precise missile technology of the 21st Century is as easy as playing a computer game. Of course other European nations protest, but what the Hell are they gonna do!? They're all a bunch of wussy Euro-queers who can't do a damn thing. Well, Britain is a formidable military power, but Tony Blair's nose is so far up your ass you can't even see his toes anymore! You send in ground troops to help secure the great siege, but it is here you meet unexpected resistence. There are a few casualties, especially when surrounding major cities like Paris, but fortunately the military might of the Europeans nations is minuscule.
This act of pure insanity on your part sends the already tense world plunging into complete and utter chaos. India begins an immediate invasion of Pakistan, seeking back land it lost in years long past. It is feared they may deploy their respective nuclear arsenals on one another.
North Korea launches a sudden invasion of the south, and China attacks both Taiwan and Japan with nuclear and conventional weapons. Iran, Egypt, Syria, and Libya launch on assault on Israel. Good job, buckaroo. What are you going to do now?