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The Adventures of George W. Bush

You call up John Kerry's cell phone. "Hey Kerry! I was campaigning here first! Get the hell out of Ohio or I'm gonna kick your ass!"

Kerry laughs on the other end of the line. "You spoiled little brat! I'm not going anywhere! You say that you want a fight? Well I have three words for you that I know you understand: BRING IT ON!"

With that, you tell Mr. Purple Hearts to meet you at a local boxing ring. He shows up dressed in his old Navy uniform, looking all tough and pissed off. You both get into the ring.

The bell rings. The fight is on! What's your first punch?

You have 3 choices: