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The Adventures of George W. Bush

You punch Kerry in the jaw, but it has little effect. It's like punching Jay Leno in the jaw; it's just too powerful! You reel back, your right fist aching in pain. You might have broken something.
Kerry realizes his opportunity. WHAM! He hits you with a massive left hook. You feel something fall out from inside your ear. It's a small, pea-sized grey mass. Suddenly, you start to lose conciousness.
Too late, you finally realize what the mass is. Your mother was right; you actually ARE a pea-brain!
Kerry realizes his opportunity. WHAM! He hits you with a massive left hook. You feel something fall out from inside your ear. It's a small, pea-sized grey mass. Suddenly, you start to lose conciousness.
Too late, you finally realize what the mass is. Your mother was right; you actually ARE a pea-brain!