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The Adventures of George W. Bush
Written by
curmudgeon
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PG: Parental Guidance Suggested
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It might have been a mistake to go see Daddy down in Houston, because every time you visit with him, all he wants to talk about are your many shortcomings. Which one is he bitching about today?
You have 3 choices:
That Maine DUI in '76
Running all those oil companies into the ground
Your (lack of) intelligence
