The Adventures of George W. Bush
Your father begins to lecture you about your level of intelligence. He uses a bunch of big words to describe your intellect that make your head hurt, but basically he is just rattling off your own quotes and then making fun of them. He cites so many quotations that it drives you nuts! Some of them are:
1) "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
2) "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here."
3) "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
4) "If we don´t succeed, we run the risk of failure."
5) "For NASA, space is still a high priority."
Well, you've had enough of this conversation. There are only two ways to end it; you can either take an IQ test to settle this intelligence question for good, or you could blame your mental shortcomings on past drug and alcohol consumption.
1) "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
2) "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here."
3) "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
4) "If we don´t succeed, we run the risk of failure."
5) "For NASA, space is still a high priority."
Well, you've had enough of this conversation. There are only two ways to end it; you can either take an IQ test to settle this intelligence question for good, or you could blame your mental shortcomings on past drug and alcohol consumption.