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The Adventures of George W. Bush

You tell Paul that you just saw that Michael Moore movie, and in it you saw him lick his comb and then use it to comb his hair. "It grossed the entire audience out, Paul. Why did you do it?"

Wolfowitz looks downcast. "I know I shouldn't do it. It's a wretched habit. But it stems from events in my childhood that I'd rather not discuss."

Do you press him on the issue?