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The Adventures of George W. Bush

You head on down to the halls of Congress to chat with Majority leader Tom DeLay. Or....make that FORMER majority leader. Your pal Tom had to step down from his beloved leadership post for some reason or another. You can't remember the exact details, but you're pretty sure that in the end, the Democrats are to blame.

DeLay pulls a bundle of $100 bills out of his pocket, and then starts fanning them in front of his nose. "Man, do I love the smell of money in the morning!" he says.

"Hi, Tom!" you yell, waving to him from across the room. You've got a bunch of questions to ask Mr. Delay, but he seems to be in a grumpy mood since you interrupt his money-sniffing ritual. "What the hell do you want, George?" he bellows.

"Well, I'd like more information on a number of people that you are familiar with."

"Okay, fine. Ask away." he says, while gently stroking a couple more Benjamins with his fingers.

Who do you want to ask Tom DeLay about?