The Adventures of George W. Bush

You connect to Google and carefully spell "Career", skillfully searching the globe for potential allies, but it's full of stuff about jobs and you quickly realise that it's of little interest in a time of war and everyone you know already has a good career anyway. You make a note to include a philosophical passage in your memoires about the impotence of your great power.

You play a round of golf to clear the cobwebs.

You take a brief nap, then wake and realise it's time to make a few calls if this coalition thing is going to take off.